Darn crack!drabble!bunnies. Evil things, I tell ya!


Size Matters

Amused, the three brothers watched as the second eldest of the four of them stamped his foot in utter frustration.

"I said... it's not over-compensating! This happens to be the normal length of the bo-- and Sensei--"

Mikey managed to keep a straight face. "...Thought he'd help poor little Don out?"

"You!" Don took a swing at his youngest brother with said bo, even as Raph and Leonardo laughed. "I'll show you 'over-compensating'!"

"Fruedian much?" wondered his second youngest brother, very un-Raph like chuckles escaping from his mouth. "Donnie-Boy... play with that thing too much and you might go blind!"

Leo was still laughing. "...Don't worry, Don. We understand. And we know... it's not like we haven't seen it several times..."

"ALL OF YOU, SHUT UP! YOU GUYS ARE THE ONES WHO HAVE TO CARRY TWO WEAPONS!"


The next day, Donatello Hamato came into practice carrying a tooth-pick.