A/N: First of all, I love Garfield and I sleep with a Garfield stuffed animal so I decided I'll kill someone off if they're not going IS MY FIRST GARFIELD FANFICTION!Evil Andy is the property of THE PETE PETERSON EXPERIENCE Use him without permission and I'll have the Fanfiction administration gut you. You shitkickers. Turn back if you can't handle really really Really really really really really gory stories.
Garfield and Jon Arbuckle were at the kithen.
"We gotta find that lasanya." Garfield said in a cat accent.
"Uh, dude. I need to tell you something."Jon Arbuckle said.
"Save it for later Jon Arbuckle. We need to find the fish."
"Sorry dude, this can't wait. but I got to go away. Far away." Jon Arbuckle said.
"Jon Arbuckle! You friend!" Garfield screamed at Jon Arbuckle ,Jon Arbuckle jogged away.
He saw a whale in the sky charging towards them.
"WHat?!" Garfield said.
A blimp landed on Garfield,
"Ow.." Garfield groveled in pain on the ground.
"AHAHAHHA!" Evil Inspector Andy said as he got out of his blimp.
"Who are you? What're you doing here?" Garfield asked, mildly scared.
"What the fuck do you know my inner rage and pain and suffering, wanker?"
"I asked you first." Garfield added.
"You dumbass cat motherfucker." Andy said as he took out a switchblade and threw it at Garfield. He cut off Garfield's head.
"OW!" Garfield screamed as blood gushed from his ears."YOU CUT OFF MY FUCKING HEAD!"
"Hey lasanya-breath, go breathe on yourself." Any said. He took out a saw and cut off Garfield's paws.
"Oh God." Garfield said as he looked at his lacerated paws. Andy started to chuckle.
"Funny, I didn't think you believed in God." Andy said. "I just thought you was a godless sack of the shit."Garfield fell back to the ground. Andy took out an ax.
"Any last words Garfield?"
"Yeah, fuck you." Garfield said, Andy chopped him into little pieces. Blood spewed out of his corpse. Andy got in the boat and took the propeller and destroyed Headless Garfield's body. His body was torn up like a meat in a blender. Nermal came rushing to the graveyard.
"Where's Garfield? (s?)he asked Andy.
"Your looking at his remains."
Nermal looked at the ground and saw pieces of Garfield everywhere not to mention his decapitated head.
"You bastard." (s?)he said.
"Thank you. Andy said as went on the whale and flew away.
The next day a small funeral was held for Garfield. Everyone was there except for Garfield who buried,
"I'm sad about what happened to the Garfield." Jon Arbuckle said after the funeral.
"Why did you do it Jon Arbuckle?" Liz asked.
"Do what?" Jon Arbuckle asked.
"Abandon Garfield. Why did you do it?"
"Listen here, I didn't have a choice. He was going to kill me. Now, tell me, friend of mine, if someone was gonna kill you, you would abandon your best friend to save, yourself, right?" Jon Arbuckle said angrily. But Liz didn't have an answer. She just stared off into the sun.