Charlie Brown :Charlie Brown Is Dead
A/N: First of all, I love Charlie Brown and I sleep with a Charlie Brown stuffed animal so I decided I'll kill someone off if they're not going IS MY FIRST SHRIZEK FANFICTION!Evil Andy is the property of THE PETE PETERSON EXPERIENCE Use him without permission and I'll have the Fanfiction administration gut you. You shitkickers. Turn back if you can't handle really really Really really really really really gory stories.
Charlie Brown and Linus were at the Pumpkin Patch.
"We gotta find The Grate Pumpkin, Linus." Charlie Brown said in a American Child's accent.
"Uh, Charlie Brown. I need to tell you something."Linus said.
"Save it for later Linus. We need to find the Grate Pumpkin Linus."
"Sorry Charlie Brown, this can't wait. but I got to go away. Far away." Linus said.
"Linus! You horse fucker!" Charlie Brown screamed at Linus ,Linus jogged away.
He saw The Great Pumpkin charging towards him.
"WHat?!" Charlie Brown said.
The Great Pumpkin mauled Charlie Brown,
"Ow.." Charlie Brown groveled in pain on the ground.
"AHAHAHHA!" Evil Inspector Andy said as he got out of his Great Pumpkin.
"Who are you? What're you doing here?" Charlie Brown asked, mildly scared.
"What the fuck do you know my inner rage and pain and suffering, wanker?"
"I asked you first." Charlie Brown added.
"You dumbass big headed motherfucker." Andy said as he took out a switchblade and threw it at Charlie Brown. He cut off Charlie Brown's ears.
"OW!" Charlie Brown screamed as blood gushed from his ears."YOU CUT OFF MY FUCKING EARS!"
"Hey big bald dick head, fuck you." Any said. He took out a saw and cut off Charlie Brown's fingers on the bloody arm.
"Oh God." Charlie Brown said as he looked at his lacerated fingers. Andy started to chuckle.
"Funny, I didn't think you believed in God." Andy said. "I just thought you was a godless sack of the shit."Charlie Brown fell back to the ground. Andy took out an ax.
"Any last words Charlie Brown?"
"Yeah, fuck you." Charlie Brown said, He didn't say much more as his head was decapitated by the ax. Blood spewed out of his corpse. Andy got in the boat and took the propeller and destroyed Headless Charlie Brown's body. His body was torn up like a meat in a blender. Lucy came rushing to the graveyard.
"Where's Charlie Brown? she asked Andy.
"Your looking at his remains."
Lucy looked at the ground and saw pieces of Charlie Brown everywhere not to mention his decapitated head.
"You bastard." she said.
"Thank you. Andy said as went on the dragon and flew away.
The next day a small funeral was held for Charlie Brown. Everyone was there except for Charlie Brown who buried,
"I'm sad about what happened to the Charlie Brown." Linus said after the funeral.
"Why did you do it Linus?" Pig Pen asked.
"Do what?" Linus asked.
"Abandon Charlie Brown. Why did you do it?"
"Listen here, I didn't have a choice. He was going to kill me. Now, tell me, Charlie Brown, if someone was gonna kill you, you would abandon your best friend to save, yourself, right?" Linus said angrily. But Pig Pen didn't have an answer. He just stared off into the sun.