The Spongebob Squarepants Movie 2:Spongebob Is Dead
A/N: First of all, I love Spongebob and I sleep with a Spongebob stuffed animal so I decided I'll kill someone off if they're not going IS MY FIRST SHRIZEK FANFICTION!Evil Andy is the property of THE PETE PETERSON EXPERIENCE Use him without permission and I'll have the Fanfiction administration gut you. You shitkickers. Turn back if you can't handle really really Really really really really really gory stories.
Spongebob and Patrick were at the underwaterplace.
"We gotta find that meth." Spongebob said in a Retard accent.
"Uh, dude. I need to tell you something."Patrick said.
"Save it for later Patrick. We need to find the fish."
"Sorry dude, this can't wait. but I got to go away. Far away." Patrick said.
"Patrick! You friend!" Spongebob screamed at Patrick ,Patrick jogged away.
He saw a whale in the sky charging towards them.
"WHat?!" Spongebob said.
A whale landed on Spongebob,
"Ow.." Spongebob groveled in pain on the ground.
"AHAHAHHA!" Evil Inspector Andy said as he got out of his whale.
"Who are you? What're you doing here?" Spongebob asked, mildly scared.
"What the fuck do you know my inner rage and pain and suffering, wanker?"
"I asked you first." Spongebob added.
"You dumbass ogre motherfucker." Andy said as he took out a switchblade and threw it at Spongebob. He cut off Spongebob's head.
"OW!" Spongebob screamed as blood gushed from his ears."YOU CUT OFF MY FUCKING HEAD!"
"Hey sponge-breath, go breathe on yourself." Any said. He took out a saw and cut off Spongebob's fingers on the bloody arm.
"Oh God." Spongebob said as he looked at his lacerated fingers. Andy started to chuckle.
"Funny, I didn't think you believed in God." Andy said. "I just thought you was a godless sack of the shit."Spongebob fell back to the ground. Andy took out an ax.
"Any last words Spongebob?"
"Yeah, fuck you." Spongebob said, Andy chopped him into little pieces. Blood spewed out of his corpse. Andy got in the boat and took the propeller and destroyed Headless Spongebob's body. His body was torn up like a meat in a blender. Sandy came rushing to the graveyard.
"Where's Spongebob? she asked Andy.
"Your looking at his remains."
Fiona looked at the ground and saw pieces of Spongebob everywhere not to mention his decapitated head.
"You bastard." she said.
"Thank you. Andy said as went on the whale and flew away.
The next day a small funeral was held for Spongebob. Everyone was there except for Spongebob who buried,
"I'm sad about what happened to the Spongebob." Patrick said after the funeral.
"Why did you do it Patrick?" Squidward asked.
"Do what?" Patrick asked.
"Abandon Spongebob. Why did you do it?"
"Listen here, I didn't have a choice. He was going to kill me. Now, tell me, dude, if someone was gonna kill you, you would abandon your best friend to save, yourself, right?" Patrick said angrily. But Squidward didn't have an answer. He just stared off into the sun.