Disclaimer: I do not own Atobe, Shishido or the Ipod. Or the money.
"Mom? Can I have an Ipod?"
"Mom, remember that Ipod you owe me for having good results?"
"Mom, Sakaki-sensei said I could have an Ipod."
"Mom, can I have money for an Ipod?"
"Mom, I need an Ipod."
"Mom, I –"
"Dude, what the fuck are you doing."
"Shut up, Shishido. I'm thinking of how to ask my mother to get me an Ipod"
"… Atobe, you DO know you have all the money in the world and can buy anything you want, right?"
"Yes of course. So? I want an Ipod and I don't have one."
"Dude, buy one."
"… That's stupid. How on earth can –"
"Now that's a tricky question" muttered Shishido.
"OH HELL YEAH! I could just buy one myself! You're a genius, Ryou!"
"… Thank you. I've been told that, Keigo"
"Now, ore-sama demands you go buy an Ipod with me"
"Go ask your maids"
A bit stupid really, this drabble.