Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Transformers Armada. This idea suddenly came to me after reading tarajcl's wonderful fics and listening to my Transformers CD at the same time. No Decepticons were hurt during the making of this fic.

Cyclonus: Yeah right, like no one was hurt. (clutches finger)

Oh, quit your belly-aching. Here. (hands him a Red Alert plushie)

Cyclonus: Oooh! (snatches and cuddles)


"Aw, lookie what I got here, Demolisher. A little squishie!"

"Yeah, yeah. Come on, Cyclonus. Megatron told us to hurry up with the hostage."

"Sure. Hah, look at this, he's trying to kick at me. How cute."

"Struggle all you want, human. There's no way you're getting away."

"Hey, do you think Megatron would let me keep him as a pet?"

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A PET!? RASENGAN!"

"WHAT THE SLAG- AHHHH, MY FINGER!!! HE BLEW OFF MY SLAGGIN' FINGER!!!"

"What!? How the krell did he do that?"

"I don't know! Oh, it hurts!"

"Why, you little- AH, HE'S DOING IT AGAIN!"

"RASENGAN! RASENGAN! RASENGAN!"

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


"What do you mean you failed to secure the human as a hostage?"

"Megatron, sir, that kid, whatever he is, it's not normal!"

"Yeah, none of the research we did said that humans can fire energy balls!"

"…Energy balls."

"Yes, sir, he-"

"Enough! I don't want to hear it. I'll go get the little vermin myself!"


"There you are. Now, human, you will come with me-"

"What so you can make me into a pet? Fat chance!"

"Why you insolent, little-"

"RASENGAN!"


"Megatron…?"

"Prime….What the slag are you feeding those brats?"

Starscream looked at the small human boy sitting on his shoulder who was laughing his ass off. He had to admit he was having a hard time not cracking up himself, seeing Cyclonus minus a finger, Demolisher with scorch marks, and his ex-leader with a severly dented horn. Seeing Cyclonus and Demolisher both attempting to hide behind each other and Megatron shooting the boy dubious glances, Starscream decided he'd really have to find some way to thank Naruto for providing him with such entertainment.


And this is the reason why you do not mess with Uzumaki Naruto. Naruto does not take any shit from nobody. Not even fifty-feet tall robots. And yes, that includes you, Megatron. Seriously, I can imagine if Naruto found a minicon and the Decepticons tried to take it from him, he'd go RAWR on their asses. Hee hee hee…