You know what's really stupid? I had this all typed up and ready to post but my brother deleted it! And I thought he had posted it like I had asked him to. He just told me he deleted it today. Ugh! What an annoying little pest. Well, last shout out goes to Sora-Oathkeeper-Oblivion for the whole party theme.


You smirked. It had been a while and KK's plans were all set. Everything was going to go perfectly. Everyone was there, save the organization, the guests of honor. Laughter nearly spilled from your lips.

"Number Fifteen what is the meaning of this?"

You turned to see Xemnas standing at the top of the stairs with the rest of the Organization. All of them had the same expression of shock. None of them could have expected to see the house full of people inside it. Especially if those people are the Organizations enemies.

"It's just a party Superior! All of these people came to surrender to the Organization and I thought it best to throw a party, sir!" You replied with vigor.

"I want them out."

"But sir! I worked really hard to put all of this together!" You complained.

"I said I want it out!"

"You know what? I worked hard on this party and I'm going to enjoy it damn it!" You roared.

Everyone fell silent in the room. You could have heard a pin drop. Out of the corner of your eye you noticed a person standing in the shadows. They were motioning you to go on. It had to be KK.

"You know a party wouldn't be so bad…" Axel said, "After all the crazy crap that's been going on lately a party might be good."

You smiled. The 'crazy stuff' was your pranks. Even you had to admit they were pretty funny once you get down to it. Some of them were lame but others had you laughing so hard you were crying.

Most of the other Organization members muttered their agreements.

"Fine."

"Whatever."

"Sounds like fun."

"Can we get this over with? We know Number Fifteen won't give up until we agree."

"Cool!"

"Awesome! Chill time!"

Finally Xemnas consented. He nodded his head as if he were ashamed. He couldn't look anyone in the eyes. Maybe he had predicted that the party was a double-edged sword. Either way if he fell off he was going to get hurt.

"Yay!" You cheered jumping up and down like a little kid.

You ran up the stairs and grabbed Xemnas' arm. Grinning you pulled him down the stairs. The crowd parted and let the two of you through. You were dragging him over to the Karaoke machine. The dreaded machine that you had put a bunch of lame songs on. The embarrassing kind that usually ended up on Youtube the next morning once you figured out what had happened.

Tons of the stupidest ones that you knew were on there and you were just dying to make Xemnas sing one. When Xemnas saw the machine he tried to yank out of your grip. It didn't quite work the way he planned. Instead he 'mysteriously' slipped on a banana peel that just so happened to fall out of your sleeve.

He fell onto the stage. Grinning you grabbed the microphone. Xemnas looked up at you with hate in his eyes. You merely smiled down at him innocently.

"Xemmy's so excited to sing for you all he practically threw himself onto the stage!" You screamed into the microphone.

Xemnas' glare turned as cold as ice. If looks could kill you'd burst into flames, melting, forming flaming puddle on the ground. You nearly laughed but held it in the best you could.

"I will not sing!"

"Aw! He's being shy!" You laughed, "Come on everyone! Give Xemmy-poo a big cheer for us and he'll sing!"

The crowd started to cheer wildly. You helped Xemnas to his feet and offered him the microphone. He looked at you and then the microphone. Then he shook his head.

"No."

"Come on Superior…" You whined, "Do this and I'll leave you alone for the rest of the night!"

You knew how tempting the offer was. Little did Xemnas know it was like making a deal with the devil for you would only use his choice against him. You smiled and thought of fifty things you could bribe him with right then and there. You'd use them too.

"Fine…" He grumbled snatching the microphone away from you.

You smiled and walked over to the machine. Then you hit the random button. It skimmed through the thousands of embarrassing songs that he could sing. You held your breath wondering which one he'd be forced to sing. All of them were female singers so it'd be funny to watch the guys try to sing an A sharp major – a note in which only sopranos can sing.

You nearly burst into laughter when you saw the song that Xemnas would sing. You mouthed the words, 'No backing out now…' You swore you saw Xemnas swallow hard. He no longer seemed confident like he was before. He was nervous you realized.

'Whenever I see someone less fortunate than I
And let's face it - who isn't… less fortunate than I?
My tender heart tends to start to bleed

And when someone needs a makeover
I simply have to take over
I know, I know exactly what they need
And even in your case
Though it's the toughest case I've yet to face
Don't worry, I'm determined to succeed
Follow my lead, and yes, indeed
You will be…'

It was a song from the play Wicked. Popular sung by the character Galinda. You could say it was ironic for Xemnas and Galinda had nothing in common and you would never see Xemnas helping anyone become popular. Laughing you waited as he sang some more.

'Popular! You're gonna be popular!
I'll teach you the proper poise
When you talk to boys
Little ways to flirt and flounce
Ooh! I'll show you what shoes to wear
How to fix your hair
Everything that really counts

To be popular
I'll help you be popular!
You'll hang with the right cohorts
You'll be good at sports
Know the slang you've got to know
So let's start 'cause you've got an awfully long way to go'

By now the entire crowd was laughing and clutching their sides. They leaned against one another for support. This was definitely a great prank and it wasn't even halfway over with. You and KK had spoken it over. You decided to go after both the Organization and the Akatsuki, two evil organizations double the fun for you.

'Don't be offended by my frank analysis
Think of it as personality dialysis
Now that I've chosen to be come a pal
A sister and adviser, there's nobody wiser
Not when it comes to popular -
I know about popular
And with an assist from me
To be who you'll be
Instead of dreary who you were, well, are
There's nothing that can stop you
From becoming popu-ler. LAR!
La la la la ... We're gonna make you popular'

It was the fact that Xemnas was singing this song in monotone and the fact that he couldn't reach the high notes even if they walked up to him and bitch slapped him in the face and walked away.

"Enough!" Xemnas roared, totally forgetting the song, "Number fifteen!"

"Yes sir?" You asked saluting him mockingly.

"Get these… Somebodies out of here!"

"No sir!" You told him.

His glare was as cold as ice and you nearly laughed. You loved to taunt him and would continue to do so.

"What did you say Fifteen?"

"I said 'No sir.'" You repeated.

You pushed him off the stage and took the microphone from him. He was engulfed in the crowd and held back so he wouldn't leap to attack you. You grinned and looked at the cheering crowd holding up a peace symbol.

"Hello…" You said testing the microphone, "Hi… Your Mom!"

"Is ugly!"

"She isn't!" You screamed.

"Is too!"

"Yeah… well… Your face!" You screamed.

"Is awesome!"

The crowd laughed at your antics. You grinned and gave the person a thumbs up. They gave you a thumbs up back.

"Get off the stage!" Someone yelled.

"You're emo!" Someone else yelled.

You laughed. Emo meant potato in Japanese. You threw down the microphone and started to yell as you ran around. The crowd cheered and laughed as you screamed, "I'm not a potato! I'm not a potato!"

After a few minutes you slowed to a stop and then you picked up the discarded microphone. You then looked at the crowd with such seriousness that the laughter, which had been ringing in the room before, died almost instantly. They watched you with wary eyes.

"Sorry had to get that out of my system…" You said.

A few chuckles were heard her and there but other than that no one said anything. The Organization was now right in front of the stage. If they decided to attack you knew you'd be screwed.

"Now on a serious note… I have something I want to confess…" You admitted, "I'm sorry to say but… You need help…"

The crowd laughed again. They smirked but then you shook your head again. The crowd fell silent once again.

"Not really. Okay no more jokes… I am the prank master. I've been the one pranking the Organization."

Everyone was as silent as the grave. Smirking you pulled a pen out of your pocket. You let it drop to the floor. A couple people jumped as it hit the ground. Your grin grew more defined as you watched the crowd.

"What do you know… You can hear a pen drop in here!" You remarked.

A couple people laughed. You noticed the person in the shadows. They nodded and walked away. You looked back up to see the Organization walking towards you. Each of them seemed rather angry. Worriedly you took a step back. You nearly lost your balance. Behind you was a good fifty-foot drop into a pit of Heartless.

Swallowing hard you looked at the Organization. Silently pleading with your eyes.

"Come on guys… No hard feelings?" You asked worriedly.

You slipped and fell. Below you landed on a mattress. As the Organization looked over the balcony edge to see if you survived the drop a dummy was thrown over the balcony and you were pulled inside. The person on the other end of the mattress was smiling.

"That was rather close, wasn't it?" They asked.

"Who are you?"

"Just a friend…"

"Hey! I listened to everything you had to say! I deserve a name KK!" You barked, jumping to your feet.

"Kita Kudai."

"So… Now what?" You asked.

"Well that's entirely up to you. You can prank the Organization, the Akatsuki or some villains like Sepiroth."

"Sounds good to me." You said.

Kita smiled at you. She got to her feet and walked to the door. Suddenly she stopped and looked at you, still grinning, "Happy pranking…"

Then she was gone.

"Nice to meet you too…" You grumbled.

Then you smiled. You would prank again! There was nothing to stop you!


Live and laugh. It's sad saying it's over but hey! We'll both be back soon, right?

You weren't expecting KK to be me now did you? I thought of the least likely person to be KK. So how was your final chapter?

Hope to see you pranking again!

Kita Kudai