Hey everyone! This is my first attempt at a Harry Potter fanfiction. I'm really nervous but I'm also really excited about the idea! I hope you guys enjoy it too!

Note: The story doesn't really fall under the harry potter storyline since they're in school for their 7th year. So it's AU.

Disclaimer: Anything that I use in this story sadly doesn't belong to me.

Fools Fall In Love, Enemies Fall In Lust

By: Chibi Neko-Chan2




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It had been three weeks into the new school year and students were still having difficulty getting out of their comfortable beds for their early classes. It was fortunate for them since it was Sunday and students were able to sleep in as late as they wanted without getting in trouble.

Ron had looked forward to the luxury of sleeping in, but found his longing of doing so quickly demolished. A frown plastered upon his face when he felt a reoccurring tug on his shoulder blade. He didn't even have to open his hazel eyes to know it was his best friend trying to wake him up.

"Blimey Harry, can't a guy sleep in every once and a while?" Ron groaned, forcing his arm out of Harry's hold. Ron wasn't exactly what you would call an 'early bird.'

"Ron," when his best friend refused to move to acknowledge him, Harry started talking again, "Psst. Ron. Wake up. It's important."

Ron suddenly jolted upright in his bed and turned towards Harry with wide eyes that were filled with excitement, "Did they get a new entree for breakfast?!"

"Uh-" Harry pressed his lips in thought. The sooner him and Ron could discuss the plan, the better.

"Yes," Harry lied. As soon as the answer escaped his lips, he was pushed out of the way. From the corner of his eye, Harry saw Ron running to his dusty trunk to get ready. If anything was going to get Ron up and ready, it was food.

"Well lets go before the new entree is gone!" Ron said, yanking a red hoodie over his head and rushing past Harry to go down the stairs that led to the Gryffindor common room. Harry suppressed a laugh as he followed after Ron.


"You're a dirty liar, Harry," Ron mumbled, folding his arms over his chest when he realized that the new meal was non-existent.

"I'm sorry Ron, but I knew it would get you out of bed faster," Harry apologized, sitting directly across from Ron at their house table in the Great Hall, "Besides, what other entree can possibly not already be on this table?"

Ron scanned the long table that was covered from head to toe with all sorts of breakfast dishes. He let out a sigh as he uncrossed his arms, "I suppose you're right."

"Anyway," Harry started, watching as Ron grabbed his plate and started stacking his plate with all different types of food, "The reason why I wanted to tell you the plan here is because barely anyone else is in here."

Ron glanced past Harry's head to see that his best friend was right. With the exception of very few students and teachers, they were completely alone. Ron took a bite of his sausage link as he rose an eyebrow.

"Why didn't you try to wake up Hermione so you can tell her about this 'plan'?" Ron asked, not bothering to wait to ask the question until he swallowed his food. Harry grimaced and decided to put the apple that he just picked up back. He had a sudden loss of appetite.

"Well, you see, the plan kind of involves her," Harry stated. Ron continued to stare at Harry with a confused look.

"Then shouldn't that make it more of a reason for her to be down here?" Ron questioned, hearing a sudden crash in the kitchen. Harry ignored the interruption.

"Well, I thought it would be better to tell you first. You see, it's a plan that Hermione won't be so fond of. It's going to take both you and I to calm her down."

"Should I start planning for my funeral now or later?" Ron asked sarcastically as Harry shot him a look, "Okay. Tell me the plan."

"I was talking to Lupin right before school started," Harry lowered his voice, "about Death Eaters. He found out a way that can 're-purify' a Death Eater. Since we do need someone on our side that has been close to You-Know-Who so we can find out about his whereabouts, secrets, etc.; we thought it would be a good idea to put this method into action."

"But Snape is part of the Order. He can tell us those things," Ron reminded, then took a bite of his food.

"We're still iffy about Snape. He, sometimes, can be too secretive," Harry stated, "I rather not rely on someone who seems to be sitting on both sides of the fence."

"Okayyyyyyyy," Ron said, still not really catching onto what Harry was getting at, "So, how do you re-purify a Death Eater? And how does Hermione have to do with any of this?"

"The only solution to re-purify a Death Eater is for them to regain innocence," Harry's cheeks colored a dark pink at the thought. Ron stared blankly at him, still chewing the food in his mouth.

"How do they do that?" Ron asked in such a blunt tone it made Harry's cheeks deepen in color. Harry sighed before muttering, "By getting 'involved' with a virgin."

By the look that Harry was giving him, Ron got the "involved" part, "...What?!?!"


"I don't like the sound of this already Harry! Especially if it involves Hermione!" Ron exclaimed, shaking his head back and forth. Ron was already very sensitive and defensive with the subject of his girl best friend. This made things very hard for Harry.

"Ron, calm down. I know something like this is quite serious, and I wasn't exactly thrilled when I heard about the idea either, but it's best for the Order! It will help us tremendously in bringing down You-Know-Who!"

"Calm down?!" Ron whispered harshly as he pointed his fork with a piece of french toast on it at Harry, "Oh, and who exactly have we planned for Hermione to sleep with? Snape?!"

Harry grabbed Ron's hand that was swinging the french toast around rapidly, "Don't be ridiculous. Like you said, Snape's already part of the Order."

"Then who?!" snapped Ron, releasing his hand from Harry's and biting down on his french toast.

Harry waited until Ron finished off his piece of french toast. He didn't feel like giving Ron CPR after he was done delivering the news.

"Draco Malfoy."

Ron's face grew as red as his hair.

"WHAT THE BLOODY HELL!!! NO!!!" Ron roared, fire seeming to blaze in his hazel eyes. Harry took a bite of his food to keep himself from Ron's wrath and from all the eyes in the Great Hall that were staring at him and Ron.

"Count to ten..." Harry suggested, looking up from his plate to see Ron breathing heavily.

"1, 2-10!!!! It's not working Harry!!" Ron yelled, shooting glares at everyone that dared to look at him.

Ron seemed to calm down a little when Harry didn't respond. Harry decided that a couple minutes of silence would help his hot-tempered friend. Harry continued to eat as the minutes passed by.

However, his ears perked when he heard Ron growl, "Why him?"

"His father and mother are both Death Eaters, so why wouldn't he be one too? Also, his age is closest to Hermione's from all the other Death Eaters and he's the closest one to get to," Harry explained, trying to keep his own anger with Malfoy at bay, "There isn't another way."

Ron ran a frustrated hand through his red locks, "I hate this idea. The only thing I look forward to is when Hermione doesn't agree to this so-called 'plan.'"

"What plan?" The two boy's heads snapped to the right at Hermione's voice. Hermione walked towards her two best friends. She was dressed in a pair of jeans, white sneakers, and a white shirt that had a small blue symbol on the small left-hand pocket. Her bushy hair was tied in a ponytail on top of her head.

"Hello Harry," Hermione greeted as she took a seat next to Ron. She turned towards him, "Ronald, don't speak for me."

"But-" Ron paused. "Nevermind," he muttered as he took a swig of his pumpkin juice.

"So, what is this plan?" Hermione asked, as she filled her plate with healthy breakfast items. Quite opposite from which Ron had.

Harry looked towards Ron to only see Ron staring at him with crossed arms and an expression that clearly read 'Go on. Tell her.'

Harry didn't feel like clarifying the plan again, especially after Ron's reaction. He knew Hermione's would be ten times worse, although she was the calmest of the trio.

"The plan, well it..." Harry started before getting interrupted with Ron's bitter tone.

"It deeply involves you."

Hermione raised a curious eyebrow as she looked from Harry to Ron then back to Harry, "Oh really? Only the more reason to hear it."

"Hermione, please don't get too upset..."

"Do you want to beat around the bush or just hear it bluntly?" Ron cut in again, receiving a cold glare from Harry. Hermione frowned at Ron's sudden question and braced herself.


"You're going to have to give your virginity to Malfoy," Ron said in such a matter-of-fact tone that it only fanned the flames of Hermione's sudden anger.

"Geez Ron, what a great way to put it-"

"Are you two out of your minds?! Who would give you the idea that I would agree to such a thing?! Above all, with that...with that... ferret!" Hermione nearly yelled, her eyes so wide that Harry was surprised they didn't fall out of their sockets.

Ron only smirked as he pointed directly at Harry, "He did."

"Harry!" Hermione cried, disbelief written all over her face.

"Hermione, this wasn't only my idea, It was the Order's-"

"Apparently, not all of the Order's!" Hermione retorted.

"Yeah!" Ron shouted in agreement, nodding his head firmly.

"Please Hermione, let me explain," Harry pleaded while making plans to hurt his other best friend later for betraying him.

Hermione took in a deep breath, "Alright."

"The Order decided that it would be best if we tried to bring a Death Eater to our side," Harry went on before Hermione could make the same remark that Ron made earlier, "besides Snape. In order to bring a Death Eater to our side and for them to become loyal, they need to be re-purified. They have to be given innocence to become innocent once again."

"But, Harry, why me? Why can't someone else from the Order get involved with a Death Eater?"

"Well first, you're a vir-" Harry paused when he saw Ron grab Hermione by her shoulders and turn her towards him.

"You are a virgin right?!" Ron whispered, a hint of desperation in his tone. A dark blush covered her cheeks when she shook herself out of Ron's grasp.

"Of course, Ronald."

"Phew," Ron said, wiping the sweat off his eyebrow. Hermione glared at him while Harry continued on.

"Secondly, it's highly doubtful that any of the older Order members still have their 'innocence'," Harry and Ron both shivered at the thought, Hermione was untouched by the words, "Thirdly, Malfoy seems to already be the most innocent."

"The most innocent?" Hermione repeated sourly, "Harry, are you aware what that boy has put me through? His careless remarks, arrogant Pure-blood gestures, his spell that made my two front teeth grow abnormally long...?"

"Hermione, I know..."

"Then what makes you think I'll sleep with him?" Hermione quickly glanced to her side to make sure no one beside her heard her. She then glanced back towards Harry, wanting his reasons to make her feel more secure.

"Yeah, the idea of the bloody git touching her is absurd!" Ron said through gritted teeth.

"It's best for the Order," Harry repeated for the millionth time that day.

"This is uncalled for."

"It's the only way, Ron."

"Harry, even if Hermione agreed," Ron glanced at Hermione from the corner of his eye, "Although I know she's too smart not too, what makes you think that ugly, arrogant, annoying, malicious..."

"I get it Ron."

"Villain," Ron finished although he heard Harry's statement, "would ever fall for her?"

Hermione looked taken aback. Harry was about to serve Ron such a hot remark that it would keep the red-head's mouth shut for weeks before Hermione stopped him.

"Though Ron didn't have to say that in such a rude way," Hermione commented, shooting a piercing look towards Ron, "He's right. Even if I did agree, Malfoy would have to be loopy to fall for me."

"We'll figure out such a well formed plan," Harry took a sip from his ginger ale before continuing on, "that Malfoy won't be able to keep his eyes off you."

Ron's face formed into a furious expression as Hermione snorted at the idea.

"Yeah. Right."

"But you have to agree first," Harry said, a small smile painting on his lips as he watched Ron's expressions.

"Harry, do you understand how deep a question like that is too me? How I must be feeling right now? Don't either of you care?" Hermione asked.

No, Harry wouldn't ever understand how much his requests affected her. The same, he knew, fell for Ron. The subject was already fragile enough as it was, but to add that she had to give her virginity to someone she absolutely loathed? He couldn't imagine.

With the look Hermione was giving him, he knew he lost the battle. He had fought for nothing.

"If it's best for the Order and helps defeat You-Know-Who," Hermione sighed, "I'll do it."

Harry's baffled look matched Ron's.

She, Hermione Granger, would sleep with her arch nemesis, Draco Malfoy.


End of Chapter 1! So did you like it? I hope you did! Please leave a review and tell me what you thought! I would greatly appreciate it! Chapter 2 will be out soon!

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