A/N: I still haven't figured out what the Phantom Menace is.
Obi Wan had just killed Darth Maul. He ran to a dying Qui-Gon.
"NOO! Don't die!!! Please!!!" Obi wan cried.
"You..forgot something...Obi Wan." Qui Gon Said softly. Then his skin turned white. Then there were little pitch-black spots on his face and he turned purple. He grew 23 Extra arms, each with a lightsaber. He had a mohawk"I AM THE PHANTOM MEANACE OBI WAAAN!!" He drew out his lightsabers, which were red.
"I must kill you." Obi wan said as he fought Qui Gon. He tackled him into the power core. Obi Wan cut off 3 of The Phantom Menace's (Qui Gons) arms. The Phantom menace grabbed Obi wan.
"LEGGO My ARMGOSSS!" Obi Wan said as he Cut Qui Gon into 53100 Parts with his lightsaber. He grabbed on to a ladder and climbed out.
"I saved the universe." Obi Wan said." And I Killed the Phantom Menace."
"Oh really?" A voice said.
"Shit..." Obi-Wan Turned around to see that the Phantom Menace had returned.
"Why DIDN'T You Tell Me MASTER!!!" Obi-Wan said.
"Because I have been a Sith the whole time! Bitch!" The Phantom Menace (Qui-Gon) screamed."And I'm the PHANTOM MENACE!!! I CAN RE-ASSEMBLE MYSELF TOO!!BWAH HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"NO." Obi-Wan said.
"Woo-Woo-woo!!!" The Phantom Menace (Qui-Gon) screamed he ran towards Obi-Wan. then, Obi-Wan wasn't doomed as Nute Gunray burst through the wall with an army of battle droids.
"Not this time Phantom Menace!" Nute said in an Asian accent. The droids opened fire on The Phantom Menace (Qui-Gon). He was instanly killed. The droids also destroyed his pieces.
"You saved my life why?" Obi- Wan said to Nute Gunray.
"I am a member of the Jedi Council. This whole thing has been a test for your Jedi Knight stuff." Nute said.
"G'what?" Obi wan screamed.
"Darth MAul isn't really a Sith, he's just a Droid." nute said."Everyone in the council knew that Qui-Gon was The Phantom Menace we just could not kill him so we made you do it."
"Ok." Obi wan said as he understanded the statement."But your droids killed him..."
"Is that all?"
"We must stop the Ultimate Sith Droid on the Sith Zombie planet so that the galaxy can be at piece."