Austin Powers 4:Austin Powers Is Dead

A/N: First of all, I love Austin Powers and I sleep with a Austin Powers stuffed animal so I decided I'll kill someone off if they're not going IS MY FIRST AUSTIN POWERS FANFICTION!Evil Andy is the property of THE PETERS PETERSON EXPERIENCE Use him without permission and I'll have the Fanfiction administration gut you. You shitkickers. Turn back if you can't handle really really Really really really really really gory stories.

Austin Powers was chasing Dr. Evil. He was winning and was about to catch him Until a being came up behind him.

"Fat Bastard? What the fuck are you doing here?"Austin said. he was suprised.

"I'm in the process of killing you, you ass whore mother fucking bitch." Evil Inspector Andy said as he ripped off his Fat Bastard fake fat suit. he ran at Austin Powers and cut his legs off with a chainsaw.

"DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!" Andy screamed as he threw 87 ninja stars into Austin.

"ARGH, ANDY? BBBBBEEEEHHHAAAAVVVEEEE!" Austin screamed as Andy hammered the starz deeper into Austin's back, causing cups of blood to flow out.

"TIME to END YOU RETARDED PAGANISTIC FUCKING WHORE!" Andy said as he sawed off Austin's wang off with a table saw.

"Ow.." Austin said."I have no reason to live."He groveled in pain on the ground. He killed himself with a pistol. He was dead.

"That was good."Doctor Evil said.

"FUCK YOU! he said as he killed Dr. Evil with a machine gun.

Then Mini-Mee kicked Andy in the nuts. It had no effect on him. He started to GROWL.

"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!1 YOU PIECE OF SHIT! I KILL YOU NOW BITCH!" HE SAID AS HE KICKED MINI ME.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! MINI ME said as he fell in LaVa. He was dead.

The end