Heh. Guess only two stories per day, ne?

Plus the reviews and requests just keep on coming and coming...

I'll try to do my best!

So wish me luck!

Especially on Life is Death...-rolls eyes- Angst...It's probably going to be really unpopular but...whatever. I just feel like writing Humoristic Angst, although Fuji being angsty seems to be more popular over here than Mukahi being angsty. Whatever.

This is for ‚ô•jiroh is adorable‚ô• aka forgotten hyoshi...

Words: Catch my Rainbow, NO TENNIS FOR 3 YEARS!, Yukimura/Ryoma, FanFiction ,Vacation at Yukimura's Fortress (a real fanfic), Gold, Pagoda, Vietnam , Jyosei Shonan , Ice Cream, Yanagi , Golf


"Oh my gosh! I just got like, the bestest information ever!!!" Mukahi yelled.

"What?" Shishido asked.

"Yanagi freaking plays golf!!"

"...Yeah? So?"

"Aren't you like, excited? It's like the bestest information ever and we can blackmail him!!"

"No...and by the way it's best, not bestest."

"Nuh uh!!"

"Bestest isn't a word."

"..."

"..."

"I wanna paint that really old pagoda that Yuushi made gold!"

"Why do you want to paint it gold?

"Because it's going to look SPAZZY!"

"Why do you want it to look spazzy?"

"Because it's supposed to be that way!"

Suddenly Atobe came into the room. "Ore-sama loves fanfiction!"

Mukahi and Shishido stared. Currently, they were have another WTF?! moment.

"Ore-sama has submitted a story!"

Mukahi beamed. "Awesome!!!"

"It's called Catch my Rainbow."

"Isn't that like, Echizen's song?" Shishido asked.

"Ore-sama has taken the title and used it for my story."

"..."

"Can I see it?" Mukahi asked.

Atobe gave him a copy. Mukahi read.

After three minutes he dropped the paper and stared at Atobe. "Why the hell did you write a YukiRyo pairing?"

Atobe raised his eyebrows. "A Yukiwhat pairing?"

"Urgh. I meant why did you write a Yukimura/Ryoma pairing?"

"Ahh. Because I felt like it."

"..."

"It seemed to fit."

"..."

"Ore-sama recommends 'Vacation at Yukimura's Fortress'."

"...You're a big fan of Yukimura."

"Ore-sama is not a big fan of Yukimura!"

"Yes you are."

"No!"

"..."

"Ore-sama demands that you talk!"

"Jyosei Shounan isn't in Vietnam. It's in Japan."

"Yeah...in your story you made Yukimura and Ryoma DIE in Vietnam! What was that all about?"

"They flew to Vietnam as a happy couple and the plane crashed into a wild bear."

"...Jyosei Shounan isn't in Vietnam. It's in Japan."

"Ore-sama had it magically teleported to Vietnam."

"Why?"

"Because Ore-sama was bored."

"...Riiiight. And then you made them drown in ice cream."

"People know how to drown in ice cream."

"Why ice cream?"

"Ore-sama was bored."

Shishido rolled his eyes. "Great. Now both of you are retarded."

Mukahi glared. "At least my fanfiction actually makes sense!"

"You make yourself the ruler of the world on all of those!"

"I'm supposed to be the ruler of the world! Gosh!!"

"..."

"And Atobe needs to stop writing stories."

"Ore-sama's stories are fine!"

Just then Tezuka came into the room twitching uncontrollably. "Atobe, if you write another story on that site, I'm telling your coach to forbid you to play tennis for three years!"

Atobe gasped. "NO TENNIS FOR THREE YEARS?! ARE YOU INSANE MAN?!"

"No. You're insane for writing that story."

"FANFICTION IS FANFICTION! WE'RE ALL WRITING TO HAVE FUN!"

"..."

"AND FRANKLY, ORE-SAMA FINDS IT HIGHLY ANNOYING WHEN YOU KEEP ON SAYING 'Don't let your guard down' EVERY DAY!"

"Ouch." Mukahi said.

Tezuka twitched again. "I'm telling to the coach that everyone on this team is going crazy."

"DON'T YOU DARE!!"

"I'm doing it."

"DON'T!!"

"..."