I'm writing Humoristic Angst. Wow.

I don't know why. This just got stuck in my head

You should read Accident since it's kind of a prequel. But, of course, you don't need it to get the story. It's just there so you get a sense of what I'm doing.

I'm having a feeling that this isn't going to be as...humorful. Partly because it's humoristic angst.

Enjoy Life is Death!

Shishido was pacing around the room, looking extremely furious. "That stupid idiot! He just went and got himself injured and we didn't even start practice yet!"

"You know, it's partly your fault for calling him stupid and a total failure," Oshitari pointed out.

"That's not the point! He didn't have to run like that and try to kill himself!"

"Ore-sama demands to know why this has happened!" Atobe barked.

Kabaji just stood there.

"Um, it's partly my fault," Ohtori said. "If I'd just ran faster I might've been able to...catch him."

"Ore-sama still demands to know what has happened!"

"To sum it all up, Shishido said Gakuto was stupid and a total failure, and then Gakuto snapped and started crying," Oshitari explained.

Shishido rolled his eyes. "And then he went total bonkers and started running like hell."

"You know, it's still partly your fault."

"Yeah, yeah, I know!" Shishido said. "I'm just frustrated right now because he's in the emergency room having a surgery and he might die!"

Everyone winced at this.

Jirou woke up. "Hmm? What happened? Why are we in the hospital?" He asked groggily, rubbing his eyes.

"He's having surgery right now," Hiyoshi mumbled.

Jirou's eyes went wide. "What?! Who's having surgery?" He looked around. "Where's Muka-kun?"

"Um, he's the one who's having surgery," Ohtori replied.

"What happened?"

Atobe shook his head. "He just went and ran in front of a truck."

Jirou's eyes went even wider.

"Well, technically, the guy didn't exactly go in front of the truck. It just...happened to be there when he crossed," Shishido explained.

Everyone fell silent.

Just then the doctor came out of the emergency room. "Well, I have good news and bad news," the doctor said. "Which one do you want first?"

No one answered, they all just stared at the doctor.

"Ahem...well, I guess I should give the good news first. Your friend's going to be okay."

Relief flooded on everyone's faces.

"Although...there's a possibility that he's going to be bedridden for his whole life."

Almost everyone had a shocked expression. Even Kabaji's eyes were a bit wider as he said this.

"And he might not be able to talk very well. His vocal cords were a bit damamged. If you want, you can all visit him now, but only for a few minutes. He needs to rest." The doctor led everyone to the room Mukahi was staying in.

"He looks awful," Shishido mumbled. "Is he awake? I can't tell with all those tubes sticking out of his face."

Mukahi mumbled something.

"I guess that means a yes."

Mukahi opened his eyes and started glaring at everyone. "Not...stupid."

Atobe slapped his forehead. "You just got out of surgery and you're worried about whether you're stupid or not."


"Um, Mukahi-senpai, you're not dead," Ohtori answered.

"Oh..." Mukahi's eyelids began to droop down.

"I think that's enough," the doctor said. "He needs to rest now. Oh, does anyone have any way to contact Mukahi-san's parents? I haven't gotten a hold of them."

Atobe was the one who answered. "His parents are in France right now for buisness. They're coming back in about a week."

"I see..."

Everyone just stared.

Shisihdo finally broke the silence. "How did you know his parents were away? I don't think anyone else knew."

"As captain of the team I'm supposed to know these things."


"I believe all of you should be getting home. It's almost midnight. Your families must be worried sick if you're not home."

Everyone silently agreed. They shuffled silently out of the room, glancing back occasionally at Mukahi, who was at the moment sleeping peacefully.

So, what'dya think? Really, I don't know if I made them too ooc or not. I can't really tell.

I realized that this is very short. It's just a prolouge. Next chapter will be longer, even if I have to kill myself to do it.

Agh. I'm in angst mode right now. Blame it on hyperdude for have EMO FICS on FMA.

xD Please review!