Okay. I'm pernamently bored until I go to high school.

Lolz School's always the problem when you're writing fanfiction. Seriously.

This is for shemeno.

Cheers!

Words: Eiji, Fuji(Syuusuke), Ryoma Echizen, Purple Pillows, Knives, Nuclear Warhead, Green Fluffy Bunnies, Kitty, Michelle, Hiroki Aiba, Computer, FanFiction

Enjoy!


"Yuushi!" Mukahi yelled. "Guess what!!"

"...You submitted another story on FanFiction?"

"No! I got a kitty!"

"...Oh."

"I'm going to name it Michelle!"

"..."

"Why aren't you saying anything? Aren't you happy for me?"

"Um, sure..."

Mukahi glared. "Oh, I get it! You're too obsessed with Aiba Hiroki to even care if I got a kitty or not!"

"I'm not obsessed with Aiba Hiroki. Remember, that was a fake diary."

"Pshh. Whatever. You're still hurting poor Michelle's feelings."

"..."

"Wait!"

"..."

"I just thought of something! If you're obsessed with Aiba Hiroki, that means that there's a 70 percent chance that you're obsessed with Fuji too!"

"Gakuto, it was a fake journal."

"Aha! You ARE obsessed with Fuji! How could you, Yuushi? You traitor! You are my queen! You aren't supposed to go to the enemy's side! Kikumaru Eiji is Fuji's friend! How could you betray me like that with your lies and words of wisdom?! How could you do this to the very person who is your ruler? You nuclear warhead!"

"...Gakuto, you aren't making any sense at all."

"Aha! You forgot that I was the ruler of the world, didn't you?!"

Shishido popped out of nowhere. "I told you! The whole ruling the world thing is GETTING OLD!"

"WELL TOO BAD! THE READERS JUST HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT CAUSE THEY CAN'T GO AGAINST THE RULER!"

"..."

"I shall kill everyone! Except Echizen Ryoma, cause someone shorter needs to take him on."

"Why someone shorter?"

"Because if I killed him I'd be taking advantage of him because I'm taller!"

"You're taller than him?"

"Shut up! I'll murder your purple pillow if you don't!"

"I have a purple pillow?"

"Of course you do! Everyone in the world knows that purple is the color that PWNS and you HAVE to have it!"

"..."

"And, green fluffy bunnies PWN too!"

"Why?"

"Because they're fluffy and green!"

"..."

"I want one sooo badly but I have to take care of ruling the world first. THEN I can have one."

"Rightttt..."

"Oh yeah, and by the way Shishido, I borrowed your computer."

"You WHAT?!"

"I borrowed it. Atobe's cat ate it."

"Isn't that the cat that got fed...cigarettes or something?"

"Atobe fed it to him, not me! He's the one who claimed cat food was for a commoner's cat."

"Okay..."

"Yeah."

"So, what happened to my computer."

"I told you. The cat ate it and DIED."

"..."

"Anyways, it's better than being stabbed with a knife."

"Why are we talking about people stabbing other things with knives?"

"I don't know. Something about ruling the world or whatever. Not sure."

"You're not the ruler of the world!"

"Shut up!"

"Make me!"

"I'll feed you to Michelle if you don't!"

"Who's Michelle?"

"My kitty."

"Dude, stop feeding cats random things!"

"..."

"Yeah, and also, one more thing...STOP WRITING FANFICTION!"

"MAKE ME!"

"OH YEAH? YOU WANNA FIGHT?!"

"BRING IT! LET'S DUEL!"

Oshitari had begun reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows because frankly, he was too bored to see who won the duel.


Haha. Hope you enjoyed!

And now...hyperdude's next...

Which is AGONY!!