The War Between The Cops and The Thieves

A/N: It is 1400 A.D. Sir Devious Cooper is Sly's ancestor and a thief warrior. He has a sword cane. He must fight the army of the evil cop queen, Carmeliat.

Sly's ancestor, Sir Devious Cooper and the battle against the police, from 1500.

Sir Devious Cooper Looked across the grassy field and the stone castle that served as his house. His right hand turle man, Bento, and his other right hand hippo, Murrrrr, aproached him.

"Our enemies attack at dawn, Sire." Bento said.

"What can we do???Sir Devious?" Murrrrr said.

"We will fight. Gather all of the thieves and have them ready to see me at sundown." Sir Devious Cooper said.

"Aye, aye, Sir Deviouse." they said as they ran off.

"They are ready." Bento said.

"Good." Sir Devious Cooper said. He walked out onto the balcony, where he was greated by 15000000000 thieves. It was nothing compared to Carmeliat's police army of 999999900000000.

"PEOPLE!!" Sir Devious began:"WE MUST ATTACK, THE CRAFTSTHIEVES MUST BUILD, THE THIEVES MUST STEAL SOME ARMOR..THERE WILL BE NO MORE HIDING...TOMORROW...WE FIGHT!!!" Sir Devious finished as the crowd of thieves roared.

The thieves worked feverishly into the night...

"We don't have enough weapons!" Bento said to Sir Devious.

"Then we'll use every thing we've got. Have the bowthieves make more arrows by using silverware. Let the soldier-thieves make thousands of traps in front of our stronghold...NOW GOOO!!" Sir Devious spoke.

"They approach.." Murrrrr whispered as the police army aproached them.

"ATTTAAACK!!" Sir Devious said as he raised his cane.