This is for Haku Kitsune

I think I'm better off writing humor rather than humoristic angst...agh...

Words: Pirates, Ninjas, Friends, Siberian Husky, Polar Bear, Fuji's Apples, 'Don't touch me!', Confidential, "Agh! My eyes!', Aniki(older brother), Library, Aozu


Mukahi twitched.

Oshitari twitched.

Shishido twitched.

Heck, even Jirou twitched.

It was Oshitari who finally spoke up. "Atobe, why are you dressed up as a polar bear? In the summer?"

"Ore-sama is being a wild bear," Atobe replied.

"..."

Mukahi at this point was having a seizure.

Shishido was twitching violently.

Oshitari just stared. "Why didn't you dress up as a pirate instead? Or, even a ninja?"

"Because polar bears give Ore-sama super high-techno superman humoristic fabulicious powers!"

"..."

"It's true!"

"..."

"Ore-sama shall next dress up as a Siberian Husky."

Mukahi stared. "What's that? A disease?"

"No, idiot, it's a dog."

"Well excuse me for being stupid. By the way, why do they call Fuji apples like, Fuji apples? Did Fuji Syuusuke create them or something?"

Shishido groaned. "No, stupid! Fuji apples were around LONNGGG before he was born!"

"Fine! Be that way! I'll just spray Aozu ALL OVER the tennis courts and you shall DIE!!"

"...You aren't making any sense. People don't die unless they drink that thing."

"Whatever!" Mukahi began poking Atobe

"Agh! Don't touch me! I'm confidential! Get your peasant hands off of me!" Atobe started running away. Or, tried to. He tripped over his own feet because the polar bear costume made him too fat.

Mukahi rolled his eyes. "You are NOT confidential! And what's up with the whole 'peasant' thing anyways? We are NOT peasants."

"Yes you are!"

"Dude, the whole monarchy age passed LONG ago."

"Wow, he knows a big word like monarchy," Shishido remarked.

Mukahi glared. "Shut up! Or else I'll have my little bunny friends come and TAKE OUT YOUR EYEBALLS!"

"...Righttttt."

"I'm serious!"

"..."

Just then Kabaji came in...wearing...a ballerina...costume.

Everyone stared. Mukahi began having another seizure and was covering his eyes and yelling, "AH! MY EYES! MY POOR BELOVED TEAR WRENCHING EYES!!!!"

"Okay," Shishido muttered. "That is the stupidest and craziest and most DISTURBING thing I have EVER seen!"

Atobe smirked. "Kabaji is the ballerina!"

"Atobe, why didn't you just let Kabaji wear the polar bear costume and YOU be the ballerina?" Oshitari asked.

"Because Ore-sama is trying to be different!"

Mukahi began strangling himself. "I'd rather be in a LIBRARY than here!"

"Gakuto, stop strangling yourself," Oshitari said.

Jirou woke up from his slumber, took a look at Kabaji, and glomped Shishido. "ANIKI!! HELP!!! THERE'S A BEAR PRETENDING TO DO BALLET!"

Shishido stared. "Since when was I your brother?"

"Since Oshitari and Atobe became your parents!"

Oshitari shook his head. "Jirou, that was all part of a joke."

Shishido raised his eyebrows. "You joke? Since when?"

"Since the time when I claimed that I was your father."

"Which was the second most disturbing thing EVER!"

Mukahi glared. "I TOLD YOU! THEY NEED TO GO TO OMFG TO GET FINANCIAL SUPPORT!"

"THEY DON'T NEED TO GO TO ONTARIO MEGA FINANCE GROUP!! I'M NOT THEIR SON!!!!!"

"WELL THEN THEREFORE THIS WORLD IS INSANE."

"GEE, DID YOU JUST NOTICE?!"

Mukahi pointed at Shishido with a accusing finger. "I shall make you drink Aozu! And officially become ruler of the world! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!"

"..."

"Ore-sama wants to leave."

"Agreed."


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