Thish ish for shr0omx3

Words: Prada, April, Deoderant, Vest, MONKEY MAN, Refills, Pez (the candy), Post-its, Lotion, Koala, Suntan Lotion, Yagyuu


"I AM THE MONKEY MAN!!" Mukahi screeched.

"..."

"I SHALL RULE THE WORLD WITH POST-ITS!!!"

"..."

"YAGYUU AND EVERYONE IN RIKKAI DAI SHALL DIE BECAUSE I'M JUST STUPID THAT WAYYY!!!"

"Yagyuu's creepy!" Jirou said.

"Actually, the mad raving lunatic that just said that he'd rule the world with post-its is the creepy one," Shishido said.

"I AM NOT CREEPY!"

There was a round of coughing at this.

"Am I?"

Silence.

"You guys think I'm creepy?"

"..."

"FINE!"

"..."

"I SHALL RULE THE WORLD WITH POST-ITS!!!"

"..."

"I AM THE MONKEY MAN!!"

"Which one, King Kong or Godzilla?" Shishido asked.

"GODZILLA AIN'T A MONKEY MAN!!"

"Whatever."

"EEEEEEEEEE!! I WANNA SEE A KOALA!!!!"

"Fine. Go switch on the television, flip the channels until you see Animal Planet, and start watching."

"UP CLOSE STUPID. NOT ON TV!!!"

"...A monkey man wants to see a koala up close."

"NO DUHH!"

"And last time I thought you were Paulowina."

"I AM THE MONKEY MAN PAULOWINA!!!"

"So...you're the monkey king?"

"MONKEY MAN KING!"

"...Okay."

"Ore-sama wants Gakuto to start using deodorant!"

Mukahi glared. "For your information I'm a MONKEY MAN! Therefore I cannot use man-made products such as bleach and shoe polisher. But Pez is awsome!!! So yeah..."

"Pez is a man-made candy, Gakuto," Oshitari said.

"Doesn't mean I can't have it. Because it's AWESOME!!"

"..."

"By the way, I need refills," Mukahi said, holding up a medicine bottle.

Shishido read the label. His eyebrows went up. "You take Lipitor?!"

"Yeah."

"You have cholesterol?!"

"Yeah..."

"HOW?!"

"Blame Atobe for making me high off Pez."

"...You got high off Pez."

"And lotion."

"..."

"And suntan lotion."

"How'd you get high off lotion?"

"The chemicals in lotion and suntan lotion create a chemical reaction in my brain which in the end makes me have a sugar high laughing fit."

"...Right..."

"Prada!! Weee!!!!"

"...You have a big understanding of...name brands..."

"Yeah. Got it off Wikipedia."

"Do you spend like, your whole life on Wikipedia?"

"Pretty much. HAPPY EASTER!!"

"It's not April..."

"Yes it is!! APRIL FOOL'S DAY!"

"It's July."

"So?"

"It's not April Fool's. Nor is it Easter."

"Awww..."

Just then Atobe came back wearing a vest. "Ore-sama demands to know who put crazy glue on this vest!"

"...Why did you even think of wearing it?"

"Someone wrote 'it's not a commoner's vest' on it."

"..."

Mukahi smirked. "Happy April Fool's!!"

"70 LAPS EVERYONE!!"

"YAY!! WE MADE THE CAPTAIN CRAZY!!!!"

"..."


Haha. They made him INSANE!!

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