Yeah. I know. I'm bored. Deal with my boredomness, because boredomness isn't a word.
Words: Twinkies, Mutant Marshmallows, Spongebob Squarepants, Batman, Churro, Bubbles, Powerpuff Girls, Yu-Gi-Oh, Poptarts, Ice Cream, Spiderman, Chocolate Pudding
"LET'S DUEL!" Mukahi shouted.
"Dude, you're going to get arrested you know," Shishido said.
"Because you're stealing Yu-Gi-Oh's trademark logo."
"What? Let's duel?"
"Aww. But like...IT'S THE COOLEST THING EVER!"
Mukahi pointed a finger at Shishido. "YOU WILL BE ATTACKED BY FLYING LLAMAS, TWINKIES, AND MUTANT MARSHMALLOWS! THEN BATMAN AND SPIDERMAN WILL COME AND SAVE YOU FROM YOUR UTTER DOOM AND THROW CHOCOLATE PUDDING ALL OVER YOUR FUGLY FACE!!"
"BWAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT COMING OVER TO THE DARK SIDE!"
"I thought Spiderman and Batman were all the good guys."
"YES! AND THEY'RE ON THE DARK SIDE!!"
"FLYING LLAMAS ARE OUR TRADEMARK LOGO!"
"I thought your trademark logo was the mutant marshmallows."
"Well, that too. But flying llamas PWN!"
"Then what about the twinkies?"
"Oh, those? Those just give people TYPE 2 diabetes and cholesterol. Yeah. Pretty awful since they give you like, a whole shitload of chemicals."
"Twinkies are disgusting. I ate like, a crumb and I almost died."
"WHY COULDN'T YOU JUST DIE?!?!"
"Because I lived..."
"Yuushi! What's a churro?"
"It's something that people eat," Oshitari said. "It's kind of sweet with cinnamon. And sugar."
"Then that means that it gives people TYPE 2 diabetes!"
"So does chocoate pudding," Oshitari pointed out.
"Yeah, well chocolate pudding PWNS. Therefore it doesn't give people TYPE 2 diabetes. Poptarts do."
"Why poptarts?" Shishido asked.
"Have you seen what they put in those things? Like, I dunno, something called riboflavin or whatever. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN RIBOFLAVIN BEFORE? NO! IT'S A MAN-MADE PRODUCT FROM MARS!"
"But, ice cream doesn't give you TYPE 2 diabetes. Unless, if you get it from the grocery store and they say they put riboflavin in it or something weird. But noooo! In the dark side we have REAL ice cream!!"
"Yeah. Hey, guys, have you ever watched Powerpuff Girls before?" Mukahi asked.
The room fell silent.
"...I can't believe you still watch those kinds of shows," Shishido said.
"Well, I don't! I just remembered that someone was called Bubbles in it or something. I'm wondering why!"
"Oh, I dunno. Maybe because she shot out bubbles?!" Shishido rolled his eyes.
"No...that's not it...or maybe...it might be. What about Spongebob Squarepants?"
"There's someone in Spongebob Squarepants named Bubbles?"
"No! At least, I don't think so. Anyway, I was just wondering if anyone wants one of those weird burgers that the yellow spongy guy made, because I could get some if you want."
"...Are you in an alternate universe or what?!"
"There's no such thing as a real life burger that someone in a TV show made!"
"Okay, okay! Fine!" Mukahi turned to Oshitari. "By the way, Kimio wants a bubble bath."
Oshitari nodded and got up.
Shishido stared. "Who's Kimio?"
Mukahi raised his eyebrows in surprise. "You didn't know? Kimio's our son!"
"Oh, you probably don't know. Yeah, I gave birth to Kimio two months ago."
"YOU WENT INTO LABOR?!"
"Yeah...didn't you know I was pregnant?"
"YOU SAID THAT WAS A JOKE!"
"Yeah...well I was joking about saying it was a joke. Anyways-" Mukahi broke off.
You're wondering why.
Because Shishido had fainted dead away on the ground.
Mukahi began cackling and started taking lots of pictures. "Blackmail..."