Boredomness RULES THE WORLD!!

Haha. Yep. This is for xquisittexabie

By the way, yes, hyperdude is crazy. But don't get her wrong, she can be emo. VERY emo.

"Pooky lurves to pway!!", Dancing Donkey, Mute, "La de da da... am i a girl?", Intense Shock, Concussion, Pink Eyes, Abraham Linkin's shoes, Medusa, Disfigured Barbie Doll, Paralyzed, "You dumbo! That's an orange, not Shishido's head bent in wrong angles, connected to a bark-less tree, shrunk and painted bright red!"


"I am in intense shock," Mukahi whispered.

"Ore-sama does not understand this."

"What's happening?" Jirou asked.

"..." This from Oshitari.

"Holy fucking cow," Shishido said.

In their midst was Kabaji...holding...a disfigured Barbie Doll.

"...Usu."

"Kabaji, why in the world are you holding that?" Atobe pointed at the...thing in Kabaji's hands.

"Usu."

"He's saying that a evil flying llama attacked him and thrust it into his hands five hours ago," Mukahi said.

"Usu."

"...Cool. He can speak Kabaji language," Shishido said.

"...Right. Anyways, he also says that a donkey was dancing in mid air."

"..."

"And that he saw a mute blind man walked in Abraham Linkin's shoes."

"...Okay."

"Yep. OMG!" Mukahi pointed at Oshitari. "YOU HAVE PINK EYES!!"

Everyone turned around and faced Oshitari and they saw that indeed, Oshitari had pink eyes.

"...Uh...what happened?" Shishido asked.

"..." Was all Oshitari said.

"Think he's mute too?" Mukahi asked.

"Don't think so."

"I know! Let's give him a concussion!"

All eyes turned to Jirou. "How's that going to help?" Shishido asked.

"Dunno."

"..."

"Pooky lurves to pway!" Oshitari said.

"..." Everyone was seriously having a WTF?! moment.

Mukahi nodded. "La de da da... am I a girl?" he asked.

All heads turned to Mukahi.

"Medusa!"

All heads turned to Oshitari.

"I am in intense shock! You wanna know why? Cause Oshitari's joined the dark side!"

All heads turned back to Mukahi.

"The dark side has cookies. And I am Invader Zim."

All heads turned back to Oshitari.

"Let's play catch with random animals that pop into our heads!"

All heads turned back to Mukahi.

"BWAHAHAHAHA!! I have teh cookiez of evilll!!"

All heads turned back to Oshitari.

"You dumbo! That's an orange, not Shishido's head bent in wrong angles, connected to a barkless tree, shrunk and painted bright red!"

All heads turned back to Mukahi.

"You idiot. The elemends in the Noble Gas family are Neon, Xenon, Krypton, Argon, Radon, Helium, and Ununoctium!"

All heads turned back to Oshitari.

"DOESN'T MEAN TUNGSTEN CAN'T BE IN IT TOO!"

"..."

"Are they having a weirdness contest?" Shishido asked.

"Possibly. Ore-sama needs to take aspirins," Atobe said.

"Usu."

"..."

"TUNGSTEN'S IN DIAPERS!"

"No it isn't, Gakuto."

"Yuushi, you're just mad because the baby's first word was 'mommy' and not 'daddy'!"

"Gakuto, that has absolutely nothing to do with this."

"Kimio disagrees."

"..."

Everyone stared. "I THOUGHT THAT WAS A JOKE!" everyone shouted. Except for Kabaji, of course.

"Nope," Mukahi and Oshitari said at the same time.

Everyone fainted. This time including Kabaji.

Mukahi cackled and took out his camera. "Blackmail..."


Heeheee. HAHAHAHAHAHA I'VE GONE INSANEEE!!!

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