So I guess you're here to learn about the REAL Harry Potter story, right? You're in the in the right place. And if you weren't, read on it see if this intrigues you in the slightest. I assure you it will.

EVERYONE knows the story about Harry Potter. I mean, who doesn't? It's common knowledge. Harry's parents die at the hands of Voldemort whilst he is made the only person to survive the killing curse, which makes Harry an orphan, and he has to go and live with his cruel relatives. When he's eleven, he's invited to take his rightful place at Hogwarts. There, he meets his friends, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger and others. Over the seven years he faces Voldemort, his followers, secrets of the castle, death, horcruxes and bloodshed...

But have you ever wondered why the Harry Potter books have no swearing, no overly gruesome scenes, no other sexualities other than straight? That's because we had to get the message about Voldemort and the Death Eaters spread as far as possible. We had to give the message to the muggle world. We had to alter and miss out some bits so people of all ages and cultures could read it. It was really short notice we had to give J.K, too. We gave her the basics to work on; Harry is a wizard, a orphan. He goes to Hogwarts, he's sorted into Gryffindor and his best friends are Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger, he's mistreated at his home by his only relatives. We gave her the right names, too, with their description and profiles. She made up most of the story lines, making the story seem more exciting than it was in some places. After all, who's going to read a boring book?

The real story isn't boring either, but we're explaining to you EXACTLY what happened with Harry Potter. And I promise you that you'll like it. Here's the part I warn you that there's swearing, blood, battles, gruesome scenes, sex...blah. We're sure you can cope with it.

So are you ready to delve into the truth? Are you man enough?

Enter with caution...