Psyhconauts 2:Raz Is Dead
A/N: First of all, I love Raz and I sleep with a Raz stuffed animal so I decided I'll kill someone off if they're not going IS MY FIRST SHRIZEK FANFICTION!Evil Andy is the property of THE PETE PETERSON EXPERIENCE Use him without permission and I'll have the Fanfiction administration gut you. You shitkickers. Turn back if you can't handle really really Really really really really really gory stories.
Raz and Dogan were at the Psychuck Camp.
"We gotta find Indian Burial Ground. We need that wizard." Raz said in a Big-Head accent.
"Uh, dude. I need to tell you something."Dogan said in a Retard accent.
"Save it for later Dogan. We need to find Indian Burial Ground."
"Sorry dude, this can't wait. but I got to go away. Far away." Dogan said.
"Dogan! You mother fucking bitch! FUCK YOU!" Raz screamed at Dogan ,Dogan jogged away.
He saw Linda The Evil Fish charging towards him. It was delous conspicous.
"WHat?!" Raz said.
The Linda The Evil Fish mauled Raz,
"Ow.." Raz groveled in pain on the ground.
"AHAHAHHA!" Evil Inspector Andy said as he got out of his Linda The Evil Fish.
"Who are you? What're you doing here?" Raz asked, mildly scared.
"What the fuck do you know my inner rage and pain and suffering, wanker?"
"I asked you first." Raz added.
"You dumbass hampy camper motherfucker." Andy said as he took out a switchblade and threw it at Raz. He cut off Raz's ears.
"OW!" Raz screamed as blood gushed from his ears."YOU CUT OFF MY FUCKING EARS!"
"Hey hampy camper-breath, go breathe on yourself." Any said. He took out a saw and cut off Raz's fingers on the bloody arm.
"Oh God." Raz said as he looked at his lacerated fingers. Andy started to chuckle.
"Funny, I didn't think you believed in God." Andy said. "I just thought you were a psychic sack of the shit."Raz fell back to the ground. Andy took out an ax.
"Any last words Raz?"
"Yeah, fuck you." Raz said, He didn't say much more as his head was decapitated by the ax. Blood spewed out of his corpse. Andy got in the boat and took the propeller and destroyed Headless Raz's body. His body was torn up like a meat in a blender. Agent Vodello came rushing to the graveyard.
"Where's Raz? she asked Andy.
"Your looking at his remains."
Agent Vodello looked at the ground and saw pieces of Raz everywhere not to mention his decapitated head.
"You bastard." she said.
"Thank you. Andy said as went on the Linda The Evil Fish and flew away.
The next day a small funeral was held for Raz. Everyone was there except for Raz who buried,
"I'm sad about what happened to the Raz." Dogan said after the funeral.
"Why did you do it Dogan?" Mikael asked.
"Do what?" Dogan asked.
"Abandon Raz. Why did you do it?"
"Listen here, I didn't have a choice. He was going to kill me. Now, tell me, dude, if someone was gonna kill you, you would abandon your best friend to save, yourself, right?" Dogan said angrily. But Mikael didn't have an answer. He just stared off into the sun.