"Wasup, ev'ry'b'd'y!!!' Andy says to big cheers.
ANDY! EVERYBODy loves 'EM!!!
"Now its time for the big time fight for today... SLY VERSUS Betnly!" Andy announces.
"YOU gonna get beat up" Sly said to Bently.
"NOOOOO!" Bently said as he karrate chops Sly.
"HAHAHAHHAHAHHA!" Sly says as he picked up Bently. "Your noodles can't defeat me!!!"
"BUT MY BOMBS CAN!!?!" Bently said.
"NO." Sly said/
"OK." Bently said as he falls over,
"Now to defeat you!!'
"Wait, you can't kill me because I am Bently."
"Fuck? Wha does that have to do with anythinG?' Sly said.
"THIS!!" Bently said as he killed Sly with a samuri sword.
"OOH! WHAT A HIT!!" Andy, announces.
"TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR BATTLE 2!!!" Andy says.