War in Tenten and Neji's shared apartment has erupted. Back and forth, they have been dishing out their best pranks to pull on each other to either keep them up all night or make them late in the morning, especially when they had important missions, meetings, training sessions, and shopping sprees that day.

"FIRE! FIRE!" Neji screamed on the top of his lungs.

"WH-AHH! I CAN'T GET UP! NEJIII! HELP ME!" Tenten cried, struggling to get up.

"Quick Tenten! The fire is destroying your scrolls!"

"NOOO!!" She hollered in despair. "MY PRECIOUS SCR- Hey, what the…"

Neji smirked at the confused face of his girlfriend.


Laughing Neji made his way to the door, calling over his shoulder to her, "Well, see you later, I'm off to train with Hiashi-sama."


Tenten sighed as she thought back to this morning. Honestly, this war that they have going on is not working out for the best, and now its starting to show. Literally: she's starting to believe that Gaara's feeling a bit pissed about her stealing of his signature look. And no, we're not talking about the tattoo.

Sighing for the millionth time that morning, Tenten and grabbed her purse intent on leaving the café to instead go back home and end this nonsense. Scotching her towards the end of the booth, she looked and was surprised to see…

…a redhead with a tattoo. Just great.

"Poser," he said simply as he continued on his way out the door.

"I'M NOT POSING OFF OF YOU!" she cried, slamming her fists on the table.

"Neji, prepare to meet your DOOM!" she growled to herself as she stalked down the street to their place.

o.O …Later that night… O.o

Neji opened the door to his apartment, pocketing his keys as he stepped into the threshold.

'That's odd,' he silently mused, 'none of the lights are on…' Shrugging, Neji walked toward their bedroom as he threw of his jacket and began tugging off his shirt. With his foot he widened the gap of the already opened door.

Neji froze with the shirt half way over his head.

"Dear Kami…" Their once cream room was now looked as if someone puked up Pepto-Bismol all over the room.

Tenten smirked from her position in bed.

"You like it?"

"…What the hell did you do to our room?"

"Well I thought it needed some color, you know? Bright the room up a bit. Oh, and I hope you don't mind, but I kinda used some of your money I found hidden under the bird cage."

"Tenten, this time you've gone too far."

"ME?! Thanks to you I look like horrible AND Gaara is threatening to KILL me!"

"Sigh, so why don't we just end this?"

"It's about time! Just as long as it is understood that YOU were the one to surrender, therefore making me the winner."

"No way in hell."

"Then no sex."

"Fine, you win." Tenten smiled.

"Well that's settled! Want to help me trash this pink shit?" she chirped as she extracted a dozen of her favourite weapons. Neji activated his byakugan and got into his stance.

"Oh yeah."

That night the two enjoyed a comfortable night's sleep together.

Well, as comfortable as they could while sharing a small couch.

The End.

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I promise you this is it. No more! I really loved writing this, but enough is enough! I've got to move on! lol

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