AN ACTUAL UPDATE!!!! I can't romise much more, but for now this was fun to do. I reread some of the others and I'm not thrilled with them, but they were fun too, so c'est la vie.

Original: "Special" from Avenue Q.


Roger: And now, presenting the most sexually confused and misused character of our little group, known for smut, slash, fluff, and every kind of romantic entanglement possible, though never with the same gender twice in a row…MARK COHEN!

Mark: I'M THE WORLD'S GAYEST STRAIGHT MAAAAAAAN

I GOT NO GAURENTEES

(duh-dum)

I'M THE WORLD'S GAYEST STRAIGHT MAAAAAAN

I'LL DO BOTH HE'S AND SHEEEEE-EEEE-EEEEE'S

I JUMP INTO BED WITH MY EX-GIRLFRIEND

THEN I TIE ROGER UP FOR S&M

AND ANGEL AND MIMI AT THE SAME TIIIIIME

AND NOW THE AUTHOR'S TOO CREEPED OUT TO RHYME

Collins: She had a rhyme about Benny's ass, but…

Benny: I…I have no comment. And I never will. Ever. Because after seeing what she wrote I have to go kill myself to get it out of my head.

Mark: YOU DO THAT, BIG BOY.

Benny: AAAAAGH! It burns! It burns with the white-hot searing pain of Angel/Mark fics! No! No!

Mark: I'M ALWAYS HAPPY TO EX-PIRIMEEEEENT

AND THREESOMES ARE EASY AS PIE

SO STEP RIGHT UP AND COME PLACE YOUR BEEEEET

DO YOU THINK THAT I'M HOMO, OR COULD I BE HET?

WELL, I DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER, BUT JUST MAYBE IIIIIIIIIIII

AM BIIIIIIIIIIIII!

I'M BIIIIIIIIIIII!

I TRY

TO FLY

BOTH WAYS

AND I

MIGHT BE SLEEPING WITH EVERYONE BUT IT JUSTGOES TO SHOW THAT

I'M BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!