Boys will be boys

Naruto was staring at him. He'd been staring at him for at least two minutes now, and so - agitate d- Sasuke looked up.

"What?"

"Um… Sasuke… are you wearing foundation…?"

Sasuke glared at him. "It's concealer." He watched Naruto raise an eyebrow. "I had a spot."

"Yeah, people tend to get them, but it doesn't mean they put make-up on."

Sasuke continued to glower. "Sakura does."

"Sakura's a girl."

"Whatever," Sasuke mumbled, and resumed reading his book.


"Sasuke…?"

"What?"

"Is that… are you wearing eyeliner…?"

"…do you want me to be?"

"What?"

"Yes, I'm wearing eyeliner."

"But…"

"I have a spot."

"…Sasuke?"

"Aha?"

"Eyeliner doesn't cover up spots."

"No, but it does detract from them."

"…I… I guess…"

"And I think I have nice eyes."

"Uh… yeah…"


"Naruto, stop looking at me."

"But you're wearing blusher."

"Like the tiniest amount."

"But… you're wearing blusher."

"I have the right bone structure for it."

"That's stupid."

"Hn. You're just jealous."

Naruto snorted. "Right."


"Naruto, stop laughing."

"But you're wearing nail varnish!"

"It's not that funny."

"It's… it's purple…"

"Dobe."


"…Naruto?"

"What?"

"You know what."

"…what?"

"Why… why are you wearing lipstick…?"

"What? So you can wear make-up but not me?"

Sasuke looked insulted. "Well, yeah."

"How come?"

"Because… I'm Sasuke. People expect make-up."

"Who expects make-up?"

"…people. And that's beside the point. You… can't wear lipstick."

"Oh, come on. Sure I can. It looks good."

"That colour's far too dark on you. You need a lighter shade."

"Can I borrow yours?" Naruto noted the glare he received in reply. "Fine… I'll get my own."


"Sasuke?"

"Yeah?"

"Does it… worry you, how gay we've gotten?"

"Yes; yes it does."

"Oh… well, good."

"Now hold still, or I'll get your toe."

"It's not my fault I'm ticklish!"

"Well learn to paint your own toenails then."

"But… you do it all smooth, and stuff." There was a pause. "Do you think we need therapy?"

"Yes; yes I do."

"Oh… well, that's good. Now what eye shadow do you think I need?"