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Disclaimers: The Misfits (if they appear in this fic) belong to Red Witch. Canon characters belong to Marvel Comics, Rose belongs to DC Comics. Megan belongs to whoever owns My Little Pony. I have no clue what on earth Megan's last name is so I'm making one up for her.

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Chapter 1: First member! Is she insane or not?

"Chuck...are you sure this is a good idea?" The feral X-Man codenamed Wolverine sighed. He was standing in Xavier's office. "After everything we've been through lately, is now really a good time to recruit new mutants?"

"I assure you Logan." Professor Xavier, the telepathic founder of the X-Men, reassured with a smile. "It is as calm as things can possibly get for us right now. We should try to recruit while we have this lull." Xavier handed Logan a piece of paper. The Canadian sighed.

"Fine. Who is coming?" Wolverine grunted as he looked at the list.

Name: Rose Wilson

Place of Residence: Queens, New York

Powers: Precognitive Ability; Possesses chemically augmented strength, speed, stamina, agility, and intelligence.

Notes: Excellent hand-to-hand combatant; skilled in martial arts and swordsmanship.

"Hmmm..." Wolverine frowned to himself. Something about that girl doesn't seem quite right..." He looked further down the list.

Name: Megan Anson

Place of Residence: formerly Battle Creek Michigan, currently resides in an institution.

Powers: Able to blend completely into the surroundings

Note: was committed for claiming to be friends with 'magical talking ponies'

"Oh, God. I got a bad feeling about this..." Wolverine sighed.

Name: Julian Keller

Place of residence: Beverly Hills, California

Powers: Telekinesis. Able to fly at subsonic speeds, create telekinetic force barriers and manipulate objects from a distance.

Notes: Has a habit of causing mischief, might need some discipline.

"Oh, brother..." Wolverine sighed. He noticed someone else walk in.

"I heard about the new recruits." Ororo Munroe, the weather-manipulating X-Man codenamed Storm smiled. "When will they be arriving?"

"Julian and Rose should be arriving within the next few hours." Xavier explained. "Wolverine and I will be leaving shortly to pick up Ms. Anson."

"Great." Logan sighed. "Take her from one madhouse to another." Some time later, the Professor and Wolverine arrived at the asylum.

"Ah, here we are." The professor noted as he and Wolverine went towards the check-in desk. The security guard there was leaning back on his seat, reading a comic book.

"May I help you?" The guard asked. He looked extremely bored.

"Yes, we are here to see Megan Anson." Xavier told the guard.

"Oh, you must be the professor guy that made the appointment last week." The guard remembered. He got up and started to leave the room. He waved at the two mutants. "Please follow me. She's in the delusional wing."

"Delusional wing." Wolverine groaned as they came to a cross-section. "I knew it."

"Due to some of the patients' different issues, we figured it'd be better if they were kept separate from each other." The guard explained. Screaming was heard from one door.

"AHHHHHH!! Red eyes! Red eyes! Keep them away!"

"It's okay." The guard reassured after seeing the surprised look on the Professor and Wolverine's faces. "That's the traumatized wing's newest patient, Dr. Light. He was brought here a while back. Some problem with one of the Teen Titans."

"What's up with that wing?" Wolverine asked as he gestured to a door that had tons of chains on it.

"That's the idiot wing." The guard answered. "We only have two residents in there, but the other patients had too many problems with them."

"Dun dun dun dun dun! Dun-na-nuh-na-nuh-na-dun-duh-na!" Two voices yelled in unison, obviously trying to sing Black Sabbath.

"Hey, shut up in there!" The guard yelled at the door.

"Heh heh, cool." One of the voices snickered.

"Uh, huh huh, uh huh huh..." The other voice snickered as well.

"I really hate this job sometimes." The guard grumbled as they entered the delusional wing. "Megan should be at the end of the hallway. She's one of the quieter patients we had, other than the time she tried to break out with that Maximoff girl." A crash was heard.

"We have a break out!" Yelled another guard.

"I am the great Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!"

"Beavis got the sugar again!" A third guard screamed.

"Excuse me, Professor." The guard left, mumbling how he should put in for that transfer to Arkham, and why couldn't the other patients be as quiet as Megan. The two mutants went over to a doorway that had Megan's name on it. When they went inside, they found Megan sitting quietly, clad in a white uniform and straitjacket.

"Hello, Miss Anson. I'm Professor Xavier." Xavier introduced himself. "I believe we spoke recently on the phone." The young woman looked up.

"Oh yeah." Megan nodded in recognition. "The guy who contacted me when my powers manifested. Hey, can you get me out of here?"

"We should be able to." Wolverine nodded. "According to the guard, you don't really cause too much trouble."

"TAKE HER!" A guard yelled from down the hall. "She's safe! Just get rid of one of these loons!"

"Love you, too." Megan muttered sarcastically as Wolverine undid the straps on her straitjacket.

"Come on, let's get out of here." Wolverine growled as what looked like a blond teenage boy ran by with his blue AC/DC shirt over his head while being chased by guards.

"I am the great Cornholio!" The boy shouted as the guards dog piled the boy and took him back to his cell. "Are you threatening me?!"

"Can we go now?" Megan begged.

"Of course. Right this way." The professor gestured as the three went to where the X-Jet was after picking up Megan's belongings along the way.

"I wonder if I can say hi to Wind Whistler and Northstar along the way." Megan said to herself.

"Whatever. Just sit down and strap yourself in." Wolverine groaned. "Blasted lunatic."

"I keep telling people, the ponies are real! Why does no one believe me?!" Megan demanded as the X-Jet took off.

"Ms. Anson , I would advise you to take your medication so these delusions stop." Xavier told the girl seriously.

"I'm telling you, the ponies are real!" Megan insisted.

"Yeah." Logan snickered. "And I'm...um, Chuck..." The feral looked at a radar screen. "We have something on the radar." Wolverine looked out the window after checking the radar. "...You have got to be kidding me." Xavier looked, and his jaw dropped.

"What in the world?" Xavier gaped as he looked out the window and saw two flying ponies. One was blue with pink hair, and the other was pink with purple hair. They were holding up a sign that said 'Good Luck, Megan!'.

"Ha! I knew it! I told you so!" Megan cheered. "Thanks, guys."

"...I need a drink." Xavier groaned.

"I wonder if those other two showed up at the x-mansion yet." Wolverine thought to himself. "Ah, they can't be as bad as this loon."

End of Chapter One

Hee hee, that's what Logan thinks! He is going to be in for a rude surprise when they get back to the X-Mansion!

Coming up next chapter: Here's Rose! Hope the x-men stocked up on bandages for this one! They'll need them. Also, Scion might show up. Be afraid. Be very afraid. The X-Men are about to get a few more headaches!