This time it's Kirihara's turn for CRACK! muhahahahaaa

Enjoy!


It was a nice spring day in the school of Rikkai Daigaku Fuzoku Chuu. And the Junior Ace of the tennis team Kirihara Akaya was very bored. While pretended to pay attention in his classes, he was just spacing and out thinking of various things. Jackal's wig, the documentary on sheep he watched the other day, whatever happened to his 300 DVD, the new video game that was coming out, if he was ever going to have a love life...etc. etc.

Maybe he should annoy someone?

He considered it. He would never EVER annoy buchou. That was like going up to Oprah and spitting in her face. If he annoyed Niou-sempai, he would be stuck in the water fountain again. Marui-sempai and Jackal-sempai seemed like a good chance. Jackal-sempai really wouldn't do anything and Marui-sempai would probably throw really hard candy at him. Renji-sempai would probably kill him with a new training technique and Yagyuu-sempai...well you really can't tell if he could be Niou-sempai at any given moment so he was out of the list.

He ripped out a sheet of paper and scribbled something on it.

This should do it. He folded it and shoved it into his pocket.

ITSLUNCHTIMEITSLUNCHTIMEITSLUNCHTIME

"Fukubuchou!" Kirihara called out. "I need you're help reading this!"

Sanada took the piece of paper and read it aloud, "I am sofa king we taughted?" and he muttered it over again to himself.

Kirihara couldn't stop cracking up. Fukubuchou was sharp in other things but he definitely lacked common sense.

"Kirihara what is this supposed to mean?"

"Nothing. Nothing. I just couldn't read it. I don't think it's anything I need anymore." and with that, Kirihara grabbed the piece of paper and ran off.

Just then Renji came over. "Something happened Sanada?"

"I am sofa king we taughted?" Sanada muttered to himself. And then he strung the words together. And then it dawned on him. "I AM NOT!" he bellowed.

"Sanada?" Renji said apprehensively. "Is something wrong?"

"Don't trust what Kirihara gives you."

"?"

TENNISTENNISTENNISTENNISTENNIS

"Marui-sempai! Jackal-sempai! Can you read this for me?" Kirihara said walking over.

"What's this?" Marui said setting down his racket. Jackal looked at it.

"We are sofa king we taughted?" they said in unison. And then they looked at Kirihara to clarify.

Kirihara suppressed a laugh. "Nothing. Nothing. Just an IQ test." he lied.

"So what's my IQ?" Marui said excited.

"If you don't know what it means, it's pretty low."

"So you're saying that I'm dumb?"

"Kinda."

"That's the guy from Hyoutei!"

"Marui...you should calm down..."

"Do YOU know what this means?!" Marui said pointing at Jackal.

"No."

"Then you're dumb too!"

"Now that's just mean!"

"But you don't know what it means right?!"

"No."

"Well neither do I!"

"Is that a good thing?"

Kirihara just watched them argue. This was a moment to remember. Now Kirihara is the trickster and Niou Masaharu shall be no more! Humming, he went to the fountain to get a drink. As he was about to turn on the faucet, there was a big shadow above him. He turned around and saw that it was Sanada and Niou. Just lovely.

"Hey guys..." Kirihara said anxiously.

"Shove him in there." Sanada said dangerously.

"Surely!" and somehow 10 minutes later, Kirihara was stuck in the water fountain. Again.

"NIOU-SEMPAI WHAT DID I DO TO YOU?!"

"Fukubuchou asked me to."

"..."

And the duo walked off leaving a wet and stuck Kirihara.

Nearby in a bush, Renji and Yagyuu were taking pictures and writing down notes.


this is Kirihara's ficcy. It was something my friend showed me. It took me 5 minutes to understand what it meant...I am stupid

It's 12 right now and I'm about to sleep on my keyboard. Thankfully I have a stuffed animal with me...YES I STILL HAVE STUFFED ANIMALS! I LOVE THEM! I'M A GIRL WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO?!