House lip synching to Queen's "You're my Best Friend" was possibly the single most disturbing moment of Wilson's life. Sure he'd had cancer patients throw up the entire rainbow and then some onto some of his favorite shoes, shirts, and ties, but there was just something about the way the House used his cane as a microphone that Wilson was deeply disturbed by.

He blinked slightly as the song came to a close, House posing dramatically before bowing in a highly theatrical way.

"Never, ever, do that again, House…..

…and you're my best friend too…"


A/N: Just a little fluffy drabble to go with Queen's song. I really do love that song by the way...R+R