Jesus Loves Us All

I believe that the Lord will save us

And in this wonderful life, he gave us.

You ought to love him more.

Don't tell me god is a bore.

You're just the devil's whore.

Jesus Loves Us All

He has so much gall.

He died for all of you.

You're not worthy of his shoe.

I want to get you saved.

Because I'm very brave.

I'll walk the fires of Hell.

And sing like a clear bell

The praise of Jesus in our hearts.

He even hears mouse farts.

He'll love you everyday

You'll never hear him say,

"Hell is a nice place."

Then rub it in your face.

He's the lord divine

All the ladies think he's fine,

Dammit all, God just blows my mind.