So…yea. Draco …Hairspray style. I assume he might sing this during the summer before his sixth year when he's ready to become a Death Eater. Joy. Stage directions are in parentheses. It helps if you listen to Good Morning Baltimore and sing these lyrics over it with Draco. Oh, and as if I own Draco Malfoy or Hairspray, so copyrights to those they belong and all that shite.
GOOD MORNING, VOLDEMORT
Draco (dancing out of the Malfoy mansion): Oh oh oh woke up today
Feeling the way I always do,
Oh oh oh hungry for something that I can't eat…
Then I feel that heat!
The shrieks in the town
Start calling me down,
It's like a message from far below
Oh oh oh pulling me out to the places where I've longed to go…
(Draco throws out his hands)
Good morning, Voldemort!
Every day's a good day to thwart!
Every death is a fantasy!
Every scream's like a symphony!
Good morning, Voldemort!
And someday when I go to report
The world's gonna wake up and see…
Voldemort and me!
(Draco runs up to a reflective window and checks his slicked hair)
Oh oh oh look at my hair,
What 'do can compare
With mine today?
(spins around and sings to the sky)
Oh oh oh I've got my mask and my cloak, ya know,
I'm ready to go!
(runs out the Malfoy gates and onto the road)
The rats on the street all prance round my feet
They seem to remind me of Pettigrew,
So oh oh don't hold me back cuz
Today all my dreams will come true!
Good morning, Voldemort!
There's my mother with Snape's support!
There's my father in prison rule!
They wish me luck on my way to school!
Good morning Voldemort!
And someday when I go to report
The world's gonna wake up and see…
Voldemort and me!
(stops running and dancing and reflects)
I know every step
I know every spell
I know I belong, that I can tell!
(jumps up on an iron fence and looks to the sky)
I see all those Dark Marks, they're shining ahead
So someone induct me before I drop deadddd!
(jumps off the fence and does a sweeping run across the road)
So oh oh let me immerse
Cuz when I start to curse I'm a Dark Lord too!
(jazz hands)
Oh oh oh something inside of me feels a spark
When I see that mark!
(stops)
My mom tells me no!
But my feet tell me go!
(jumps up and continues his dancing and running and twirling, pressing his hands to his chest)
It's like a horcrux inside my heart…
Oh oh oh don't make me wait one more moment
For my life to staaaaaaaart!
(throws his hands out again)
I love you, Voldemort!
Every day's a good day to thwart!
Every death is a fantasy!
Every scream's like a symphony!
I promise, Voldemort
That someday when I go to report
The world's gonna wake up and see…
(pirouettes)
Gonna wake up and see…
(pirouettes yet again)
Voldemort and me!
Voldemort and me!
(raises his hands to the sky)
Voldemort and meeeeeee!
(stops singing after the long belted note and walks ahead as bewildered pedestrians stare at him in his wake)
Yea. Amusing, I guess.