Ranma: I'm so tired of hearing about torture & war. Heres a story uh without torture & war - Ok ummmm there probably will be but hehehe.Ya know you -gulp- can't put Yuki and Kyo in the same room without much a fight..Excpecially for a week...
Kyo:Hell no way hell no how!!
Ranma:-ignoring the two-This is NOT to be TAKEN as YAOI!!!There cousins that's so wrong -.-.. Anywho so Shigure is going off some where -you can take that perverted if want- And Tohru goes to visit her grandfather. So KYO GET YOUR ASS IN HERE AND SAY THE DISCLAIMER!!
Kyo:Damn it she's loud!! Ranma-Chan93 OWNS NO ANIME!!So back it off lawers.
Ranma:Arigato ) enjoy!
Shigure:Kyo, Yuki!! I'm going off for a week and I'm taking Tohru to see her grandfather and family. So PLEASE OH dear God don't break my house PLEASE.
Yuki:Well this sucks.
Kyo:Your telling me.
Yuki:I'm going to study.
Kyo:I'm going to do something.
Kyo looks in the freezer and fines ... a fudge pop...Oh crap..
Kyo:What the hell is this?-licks it-Holly cows that go moo it's good!!
Kyo:Nothing!-whispers to himself-I can't let Rat-a-tooie find out I have the goodness. MY CAT'S WILL PRETECT ME!!!!!!!!MWAHAHAHAHHAHHA!! -Grabs the box of Fudge pops & runs down the sidewalk yelling-I HAVE THE POWER!!
Yuki:-Looks out the window & See's Kyo running like a crazy-What has that stupid cat done now?
Kyo:Oh my gawd the monkeys go squeak squeal he See's me!
Yuki:-remembers-Damn it the Sohma family secret..I mean the other one..Sugar...KYO!!!!!!!!!!
Kyo:LEAVE ME BE!!!
Yuki:Just chill out you had sugar didn't you!?
Kyo:Nooooooooooooooo just these fudge pops.
Kyo:NOOOOOO THE EVIL POWER OF '...'
Yuki:-thinking-I must reproach him with cation he is much stronger and stupider from the sugar rush.
Kyo:I'M NOT STUPID I KNOW YOU WANT THE GOODNESS FOR YOUR SELF RAT-A-Tooie!!
Yuki:Isn't that a movie?
Yuki:It's either yay or nay.
Kyo:Horses go nay.
Yuki:Wow..Look just hand over the bloody fudge-pops!!
People are like starring at them let's hope the Prince Yuki fan club don't come in D: hehehe ).
Kyo:You wish here you can have ONE.
Yuki:Do you think I'm that dense?
Kyo:Ch I don't even know what 'dense' means..
Yuki:He's finally lost it people..
Fan Club Girls:OMG it's Prince Yuki!!!!
Yuki:Oh shit!!Let's go Kyo!!
Kyo:Just take the sugar and all your dreams will come true.
YukI:Are you crazy!?
Yuki:Your a idiot.
Kyo:So what if I am!?Just eat the damn it all sugary goodness.
Yuki:-thinking-Ok I got to get Kyo and me back home without anyone hurt, killed, or finding out our secret I can just stay under control all will go well.-
Yuki:Ok but we have to go back to the house.
Yuki:-eats it-Stay in control your in control oh damn it it's got me!!!WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Kyo:Told you so.
Yuki:Let's go kyo the fairs waiting!!
Kyo:YAY A FAIR!
Yuki:AND ALL THE LITTLE RATS I CAN TALK TO!!
Kyo:Come my kitty friends!!
Yuki:-gasp/sniff-Your going to make your kitty friends eat my ratatooies!! (
Kyo:-gasp-I'm sorry what was I thinking!!Go home kitties.
All kitties meow in disappointment. So any who they run in hysteric to the fair. OK so any who they get there and the first thing they do is ride the merry-go-round or as they called it the 'animals'.
Kyo:AH My tigers going to beat your panda!!
Yuki:NO WAY!!Go Mr.Panda!!!!
Kyo:How do you know it's not a Miss's?
Both burst out laughing really loud until they fall off the 'animals' and well kill there 'animals' and that's the end of the 'animals'. Sooooooooooo they go eat some cotton candy.
Kyo:This stuff is freaking good I mean it's so freaking good.
Yuki:IT HAS MORE STICKY SUGARNESS that Oh my GAWD Shigure is just going to MURDER us for t-heh.
Kyo:-laughs like a crazy-I'd like to see him try it again team-
Yuki&Kyo:RAT AND CAT!!!!!!
Then they laugh so hard again. People around them think they're insane 0-0 so do I. But hey I'm writing this so I must be insane!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Anywho continuing with the story after all this they go jump,& I mean litterally, on the Farris wheel.
Kyo:My cat like jumping powers will take us there!! -points to the top-
Yuki:All right I trust you!!!!
Kyo jumps & Yuki grabs hold of his legs and they go flying.
Yuki:I just hope you know what you are doing.
Kyo:I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guess what they didn't make it they get about half way up there which all ready attracted more people and well the Cat and Rat came flying down. Now they are still as high as ever so here comes a MUSICAL.
Yuki:Are you ready Kyo!?
Kyo:I'm so READY!!
Yuki:1,2,3 ready go!
Kyo&Yuki:IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVA YOU GOTTA GET WIT MY FRIENDS MAKE IT LAST FOREVER FRIENDS SHOULD NEVA END!IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER YOU HAVE GOT TO GIVE TAKEN IS TO EASY & THAT'S THE WAY IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!
People around them:Wow...They're idiots.
One random chick:Wait that's Yuki and Kyo Sohma from the high school!!!!!
Kyo:Yuki they figured out who we are!!
Yuki:Holly Mr.Brown goes moo how bout you!
So ya know they run..Fast..To the Sohma house.
Yuki:Don't worry we are very safe here!!
Kyo:I know man we just rocked you know.
Yuki:Wanna go get some drinks in a no yaoi way?
So they sit and drink Popsicle juice because they wanted to, and according to them it's good for the soul.
Kyo:Why do we all ways fight anyway?I mean who gives a rats ass if your a rat and I'm a cat.
YukI:I know let's be like cousins!!
So unfortunately they pass out about 5 minutes later and tomorrow a HANGOVER!! Thus ends the first day of the week long event Hope yall've enjoyed!