Dragon: Sorry for the long wait, it's Gfg90s fault!

GFg90: No!

Dragon: I've been trying to get you other here but you had to do your homework you have had all summer, then school starts.

GFg90: Procrastination is an art…un…

Deidara: NO! Art is a bang! NOT procrastination! Yeah!

Dragon: Deidara?! Why are you here?

Deidara: …because…you two don't own Naruto or Bleach! Or my awesome punch line…mmm!

Here's a list of the characters in this:

Byakuya

Chad

Choji

Gaara

Haku

Hanataro

Hinamori

Hinata

Hitsugaya

Ichigo

Ikkaku

Ino

Ishida

Jiraiya

Kakashi

Kankuro

Karin (bleach)

Kenpachi

Kiba (and Akamaru)

Kyoraku

Lee

Matsumoto

Naruto

Neji

Orihime

Renji

Rukia

Sakura

Sasuke

Shikamaru

Shino

Tatsuki

Tayuya

Temari

Tenten

Tsunade

Ukitake

Urahara

Yachiru

Yashamaru

Yoruichi

Yumichika


Last time, on Bleached Room of Fishcakes…

Urahara closed his fan and pointed at the Naruto characters (who by the way, were staring at the newcomers) "We could have been transported to another dimension like those people over there!" All of the Bleach characters' heads turned to see the Naruto characters. (They didn't notice them before Urahara pointed them out.)

"Indeed." A black cat said.

All of the Naruto characters' jaws dropped, even Gaara's, and they were all thinking, 'Did that cat just talk!?'


The Bleached Room of Fishcakes

Chapter 2

Uh…Chapter 2!


Now, on Bleached Room of Fishcakes…

The characters of Bleach were looking at the ninja, and the ninja were looking at…Yoruichi! "What are you looking at?" The black cat asked, "Do I have anything on my fur?"

"Well," Kakashi said as he pointed at Yoruichi, "I do believe that is a bit of dust." Ooooooh, Kakashi just made a HUGE mistake, because right after he said that he had a cat on his face clawing at his poor, defenseless mask.

"Let's see what is behind that mask mister, 'I do believe that is a cloud of dust'!" Yoruichi yell as she clawed through that poor, poor mask. Every, now and then clawing off a few pieces of flesh which Shino's bugs swarmed over as they flew through the air. And after ten minutes of excessive clawing all that was left of Kakashi was a pile of bones. Yoruichi sat next to the pile of bones licking her paws casually.


"Yo! Abel! We need some Pepsi with this pizza!" Number 1 yelled at the poor, poor four dinar man.

(A/N Dragon: since GFg90 just won't work on this with me from here on out this is written solely by me )

The four dinar man came stumbling into the room with two Pepsis. "Wha-where is Number 2?" Abel said as he handed 1 the Pepsi.

"…Number 2? I'm afraid I don't know what you're talking about…"

"You know the other person here."

Number 1 looked at the ceiling silently. Then realization spread hit her. "Oh! I remember! Number 2 she had to…she had…go."

"Go? Go where? And when will I receive my paycheck?" Abel asked.

"Well, for one thing you'll be going to the same place if you keep asking questions!" With that said Abel bolted out of the door.


"Look at that." Tsunade said to Jiraiya gesturing to the girl with long orange hair. "You start healing some one and they think you're a god!"

"Well…" Jiraiya said cautiously, "she is healing Kakashi even though he is a pile of bones with some other worldly technique, and she almost has as big of jugs as you. Plus she doesn't have a bad temper. AndI'llbegoingnoebyebye!" (And I'll be going now bye bye!) Jiraiya said as her ran away from the angry Tsunade.

Unfortunately, Tsunade really has to punch someone or some thing. Poor, little, innocent Kankuro was walking by, and well…let's just say his face, will never be the same…


So, Haku thought to himself, it seems that one of the clocked one have disappeared. If I could just calculate how think the glass that divides this room to that one then maybe I could-Haku's train of thought was caught off by something pink whizzing by and the bit of weight that has formed on his head. His gaze drifted from the window and upward only to see big brow eyes staring at him.

She blinked, he blinked. Then the girl spoke up. "Hey kun-chan! Why do you look like a boy and a girl? Oh! Are you a he/she!!??" Even though this was Haku his eye twitched. "Well," the little devil, I mean girl, said as she hopped off his head, "bye-bye kun-chan!"


"Okay old man!" Naruto yelled at Urahara. "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN BY 'We could have been transported to another dimension like those people over there!'!!! EXPLAIN!"

"Well…" Urahara said behind his fan. "I was going to tell you but since you called me old I do think I should waste my time explaining it to you."

"Ignoring that idiot," Shikamaru said as he walked toward Urahara, "I'm curious on you views of what happened."

"Okay! Hey Rukia! Will you get some of your drawings? These people look as stupid as Ichigo!" Urahara said. Soon there was a circle of people who where smart enough to listen.


Meanwhile Ikkaku, and Yumichika were taking care of Yachiru while the captain was betting the crap out of a wall.

"Hey shiny head?"

"What?!" Ikkaku asked irritably, for he had no desire to baby-sit his vice-captain.

"Oh, well never mind if that's how you going to be a won't warn you." Yachiru said as she crossed he arms.

"Warn me about wha-" Ikkaku's sentience was cut short because he just ran into a pink haired teenage that was mumbling to her self.

Yumichika cover up Yachiru's ears as Ikkaku and Tayuya started to argue. Ichigo and Renji joined in the fight because it supposedly looked like fun. And soon there was an all out war between the Naruto characters and the Bleach ones.

To be continued…


Extras

What happens when you put Naruto and Ichigo in a room?

"Oy! I'm Uzumaki Naruto the next Hokage! Dattebayo!" Naruto yelled as he put on foot up on the table while pointing to the sky, or more like white ceiling. Naruto and a dude with orange hair are in a small white room with a white table between the tow and two white chairs.

"What the hell is a 'Hokage'?" Ichigo asked and as soon as the question came out he regretted it. For, Naruto has started on of his hour long rambling about how awesome that Hokage is.

"Blah blah blah blah Hokage blah blah ninja blah blah blah Konoha blah blah blah Hokage…" Will he ever shut up? Ichigo thought to himself while watching the idiot blond. "Blah blah blah blah blah blah ramen blah blah blah blah blah blah bl-"

"WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP!!! ANY SHINIGAMI COULD KICK THE HOKAGE'S ASS!"

"YA RIGHT! THE KOKAGE IS THE STRONGEST NINJA IN THE VILLAGE! A SHINI THINGY DOESN'T STAND A CHANE!"

"IT'S SHINIGAMI YOU IDOIT! SHINIGAMI ARE MUCH BETTER THAN NINJAS!"

"NO! NINJAS ROCK!"

And so that augment continues until Number 1 just knocks them out and throws them back into the main room.


Fan-mail Corner

Kon: Hey everyone it's your favorite mod soul Kon! I will be your host for this evening or when ever you're reading this. But sadly that person says that there will be a different host every chapter!

Dragon: Hey! Everyone likes a little change. If you want to recommend someone to be the host just tell me !

Kon: Tell her you all want me to stay!

Dragon: ignores Kon This idea was inspired by extraordinary.rocker!

Kon: Yes, yes now go away!

Dragon: Well fine!

Kon: Anyway. The first question thingy reads:

Naruto,

How do you feel of meeting the great and very hot headed main character of 'bleach'? (he's the one with the orange hair)I for some reason thinks he's better fighter than you.

- extraordinary.rocker

Kon: Okay Naruto what do you say to that?

Naruto: That orange haired bastard! I could kick his ass any time! has flames in eyes

Kon: Okay look like that is the best thing you'll get out of him. Next question thingy:

Strawberry (Ichigo),

How do you feel about the very funny and out going main character of

'Naruto'? (The one in the orange jump suit)I think he's a better person than you.

- extraordinary.rocker

Kon: Well Ichigo anything to say to that?

Ichigo: I say that the "funny and out going main character of 'Naruto'" is just one big idiot. And if I cared what people think I would have died my hair black a long time ago.

Kon: Okay well that's Ichigo for you! Next one:

Ishida / chicken butt (Sasuke),

Met the other emo!

- extraordinary.rocker

Kon: rolling on floor laughing

Sasuke: …chicken butt…

Ishida: …emo…

Kon: wipes tears from eyes Don't worry everyone you just might see some interaction between the two in the next chapter. Anyway the next one is:

Shiro-chan / Momo-chan/ Karin-chan,

When do you think Toshiro will tell either one of you that he's in love with you? If he says he's not he's probably in denial. GO GIRLS AND WIN HIS HEART!

- extraordinary.rocker

Hitsugaya: …It's captain Hitsugaya…

Hinamori:

Karin:

Ichigo: WHAT!!!! KARIN???

Kon: Thanks a lot extraordinary.rocker now look at what we have to deal with. It's freezing in here! Moving on before Ichigo and Toshiro start fighting:

Hitsugaya: CAPTAINHITSGAYA

Kon: Like I said moving on: …oh there aren't any more. Anyway send a question or comment to someone and make sure you send one that WON'T get us all killed. And don't forget to submit a nick name for someone from Naruto (a nickname Yachiru will give). And the winner will get to choose a new person from Naruto or Bleach to join the room.

Dragon: And because someone new will be coming in EVERYONE needs to vote someone out! Also, I have now read the manga for Bleach and Naruto! So you can pick characters from the manga too!