Get Your Own Kingdom Hearts People

Chapter 1: Get Your Own Sora

Ever wonder what it is like to have a real Sora? Well you've come to the right place, for only $15.00 get a real Sora, including the keyblade cost 5 dollars extra...Hey people I have to make a living to! Ahem, as I was saying, get a real Sora with the keyblade and all. He will arrive in a brown crate 5 minutes after you order it. Talk about fast shipping! Here are some things to do with your Sora:

Hide The Keyblade: If you want to have a little fun with your Sora, take his keyblade while he isn't looking and hide it somewhere, you then kick back and relax as Sora tries to find the Keyblade. Warning: Sometimes the Keyblade would come to Sora, so make sure to bolt it another heavy chains...

Put Your Sora Asleep: If you get bored with Sora, you can make him go to sleep for any time being, like...I don't know, maybe 10 years or something...Warning: Make sure you have extra clouthes for Sora when he wakes up, he might just grow out of his old ones...

Dress Up In A Heartless Suit: Pretend you are a heartless, and start attacking Sora like they do in the game, sound affects needed...your Sora will then think you are a heartless and come after you Warning: If Sora attacks you with his keyblade, making numerous of bruises and cuts, please sign right over here saying that Sora kicking your ass wasn't our fault...

I, ------------------- agree that Sora attacking me wasn't Get Your Own Kingdom Hearts company's fault...

I, -------------------- will not sue Get Your Own Kingdom Hearts company for any breakings of any items that Sora might cause

Signed --------------

There are some side affects that could happen with your Sora:

1: If Sora takes off his shoes, RUN FOR YOUR LIFES, could knock out a person from the smell...

2: If your Sora decides to go find his friends Riku or Kairi find him right away before he does something stupid like open the washer machine while running thinking it is the door of light

3: If you play kingdom hearts 1 or 2 with your Sora, Sora may get over excited by the heartless and uses his real keyblade and smacks the TV with it

4: If your Sora starts having weird dreams send him back to us right after you find out...

Now that you have your Sora, go to the next chapter once I post it and get your own Goofy!

Sora: Uh...what does this do?

Me: Looks around Um...don't touch the dryer...

Sora: But it could be a portal to another world...

Me: No, its not get away from it...

Sora: shrugs I think it is..goes in...

Me: No! Sora dont- blinding light, and Sora is gone

Me: goes over to the dryer what do you know it was a portal to another world...shrugs who knew...