Note: I couldn't help it. This was just screaming to get written after yet another way, way, WAY too long bout in front of the game.


Veteran of the Rikti Wars

You see me now a veteran
of a thousand Rikti Wars
I've been running with this toon so long
That I'm Level 94
I've played all of the Archetypes
Got a Peacebringer or three
I've got all the frickin' badges
But I'm not sure if there's anything left to see

Don't let this wave go on
It's time I had a break from it
It's time I had some sleep
I've been rezzed now at least twice
By that def who's really nice
Oh please, don't let this wave go on

You ask me why I'm weary
Why I won't team with you
You blame me for not helping
But come on, you're level two
So go do a few more sewers
And then maybe you will know
What it takes to kill a Rikti
I'm not sure how much longer this game'll be

Don't let this wave go on
It's time I had a break from it
It's time I had some sleep
I've been rezzed now at least twice
By that def who's really nice
Oh please, don't let this wave go on

You see me here, a veteran
of a thousand Rikti wars
My end's completely sapped
And my battle cry's a snore
I've used all my inspirations
All my temp powers are gone
And STILL I didn't level...
Why the hell does this happen to ME?!

Don't let this wave go on
It's time I had a break from it
I'll just lie right here
And I'm swimming now in debt
Didn't buff, now I regret
Oh please, don't let this wave go on
Don't let this wave go on
Don't let this wave go on