Hi, guys!! Riko-chan again! Heh! As you can clearly see, FFC can post again! YAY!! xD This one is one of my more funnier drabbles (if that's possible. xD), so there's really no fluff or lovey-dovey stuff. Hope you enjoy anyway!

Warnings: Humor. Pure, demented, RANDOM humor.


"Where are you going?" Roy asked, looking up from his newspaper.

"I'm getting a haircut today," Edward replied, running his fingers through his long bangs.

The raven-haired man gawked at his lover. "A haircut? Why? You look so good with your long hair. Besides, it's your trademark!"

The blonde sighed. "Yes, that's true, but I have a reason! Do you have any idea how many times I've been mistaken for a girl because of my hair? It's so goddamn annoying!!"

"…All right. …But you look so cute with your long hair!"

Ed blushed. "Sh-shut up… Well, I'm going. Is there anything you need while I'm gone?"

The colonel pondered this for a moment. "Hmm…nah. I'm good."

"Okay. Well, see you later."

"Bye, babe."

And with that, the chibi blonde was out the door.


"Such lovely hair!" the woman at the barber shop commented, picking up her scissors. "…Are you sure you want it gone?"

Ed nodded. "Yes, ma'am."

"Alright, then."

The blonde watched as large strands of hair fell to the floor. Smiling slightly, he relaxed as more and more of his beautiful hair was hacked off. 'Ah, no more. I won't be mistaken for a girl anymore!'

After about an hour or so, the woman placed her scissors on the counter. Spinning Ed around so he was facing the mirror, she asked, "Well?"

The chibi alchemist nodded in approval. Handing the woman the money he owed, he stated, "I like it. Thank you!"

"Of course, dear! Have a good day!"

"You too."


"I'm home!" Ed announced, walking through the door. To his dismay, his raven-haired lover wasn't in the room. Walking around the house, he searched for the older man. Suddenly, the sound of a door closing was heard. Marching into the kitchen, the Fullmetal chibi coughed, trying to get the Flame's attention. Roy looked up, almost falling backwards. Gawking in shock, the colonel was only able to squeak out a hardly-audible "E-Edward?!"

The blonde grinned. "You like it?"

"Y-your hair! Edward, it's gone! It's all gone!! Your beautiful hair is…is…"

Indeed, Ed's hair was…gone. It was short. Very short. In fact, it was short as in Jean Havoc style short. Pretty much styled in the same way, save for his (shorter) trademark parted bangs and antenna. Roy could've cried. His Edward wasn't…his Edward anymore! In his place was some other person, it seemed. Another person who could pass off as Havoc's son! He looked so…so boyish that it actually scared the poor raven-haired colonel. Walking over to the now masculine-looking blonde, he tried to run his fingers through the boy's new doo. To his greatest dismay, he wasn't able to do it. Well, at least not that well, anyway.

"…Is that a yes or no?" Ed questioned, crossing his arms impatiently.

The Flame Alchemist just remained silent, staring at the male in front of him.

"Answer the question, Mustang."

"…Fine. You want the honest truth? I don't like it. It's not you! It's not my Edward!"

The blonde sighed. "Well, get use to it, cuz it won't grow back for a long time."

After that statement, Roy dashed out of the house, now on a mission to find hair re-growth solutions…

See?! I told you it was gonna be random and demented! xDD Thanks for reading! Oh, and thank you, reviewers, for all your support! We're so glad you like our random drabbles and shots. It makes me and FFC happy! REALLY happy!! See you soon!