An: This is my first attempt at writing a fan fic so don't be to hard on me please!

Disclaimer: The fabulous Stephanie Meyer owns Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse, No matter how much I wish I did.

Cullen Residence, Emmet Talking.

3rd person pov

One day, all of the Cullens except Emmet went hunting.

While he was home alone, the phone rang.

"Cullen residence, Emmet talking."

"Hi. I'm Carl. I'm calling to ask when I can sign you up for the American Red Cross Blood Drive,"

"Uhh.. Me being around lots of blood isn't exactlly a good idea because, uhh… it makes me faint?"

"Right then, next Monday at 1:30 p.m. Thank you sir."



"Great. Just great."

Emmett then when back to destroying ninjas on his Wii.

"Mwhahah Take that and that and-"

Suddenly the phone rang again.

"Hello, Cullen residence."

"Good day. I'm Spring and I'm for the Happy, Girly, Sunny day gardening club. Would you like to join?"

"Well actually, I'm a guy and uhhh… I'm allergic to the sun."

"Great, I'm glad you're interested. We meet every sunny Saturday from 11:30-1:30 in the Virtually Treeless Park."

"But I-"

"And at the end of the year we are going on a trip to Voltara, Italy to see the under ground gardens! Well, see you soon!"



"Well today's off to a wonderful start, isn't it?" Emmett muttered to him self.

He was still muttering five minutes later when the phone rang again.

"Cullen's, Emmett hear."

"Hi, this is Tammie and I'm calling to you about the save the Grizzly Bears and Mountain Lions foundation."

"Sorry, but I don't think you want me in that because I hunt Grizzlies uhh... during hunting season."

"He he. You're funny. Any way, we meet every first Thursday at 2 o'clock. See you next meeting!"

"Hold it! I don't wa-"


"-nt to join." He sighed;" Now I'm signed up for something else."

He had just sat down again when, predictably, the phone rang again.

"Hello, Cullen's"



"WellIwasboredandIfoundthisgiantthingfullofenergydrinkandIhaditall.ThenIfeltreally hypersoIranaroundthehousefivetimesandthenIwasthirstysoIdrankalltenlitersofDr.PepperI foundintherefrigeratorandnowIfeelevenmorehyper,soIdecidedtocallyouguys!IsEdwardthere?"

"No, the rest of them are out hunting but WHY ON EARTH did you drink all that sugar and caffeine?!?!

"I just told yoooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuu, I was bored!"

"Okay Bella, I think you just need to calm down and-"

"Bella will calm down when Bella wishes!"

"Okay Bella, go rest and I'll call you when Edward gets home."


"Allright, bye."


"That was so weird." Emmett once again muttered to himself as he hung up the phone

Less than five seconds later, the phone was ringing again.


"Hi! I'm Lauren and I want YOU to join the Forks High School Varsity Cheerleaders!"

"Okay, For starters, I'm a guy and second, I don't want to cheerlead I want to get back to my video game."

"Super! I'm sooooooo happy that you're joining the ranks of the cheerleaders! We meet-"

"Wait! Gosh what's with you guys? I'm a GUY named Emmett!!!!!!"

"Yeah right. Everyone knows that Emmet is a girl's name. Any way, we meet everyday right after school 'till five. See Ya' Monday!"


Emmett slammed the phone down and turned around when, lo and behold, the phone rang again.

"Argh!" he screamed as he reached for the phone.



"AHHHHHHH!"Emmett screamed. He was finally feed up. He threw the phone as hard as he could at the door.

But, of course, who would walk in but Bella and the rest of the Cullens with Bella at the front.

The phone, having been flung with Emmett's super vampire strength, hit Bella (who was less hyper now) right smack in the middle of her forehead, knocking her over before even Edward could cauch her and knocking her out at the same time.

Carlisle, being a doctor, immediately dropped down to make sure Bella was all right.

Edward glanced from Bella to Emmet angrily.

"Crap,"said Emmett as he started to run with Edward right on his heels.

Jasper decided to join Edward because the phone hit him after it bounced off Bella.

Esme, Alice, and Rosalie looked from Carlisle and the slowly reviving Bella, to Emmett being chased around the house at vampire speed. Then they turned to each other and voiced the same opinion:

"What the Heck?"

Moral: Don't leave Emmett at home alone on a Saturday. It tends to get Bella hurt.

A.N.: Thank you four reading it! Sorry I can't spell very well. Yes I know Esme wouldn't have said that. Please review!