Sorry it took so long to update. My focus can be extremely wavering. Especially since I got to meet Stephanie Meyer on Monday and got my books signed! She even wished me happy belated birthday (which was 8-7-07)! It took 2 hours to get to it and 3 hours of waiting, but my best friend and I did it. Plus we get E.C. from our language arts teacher (she said she'd fail us if we didn't get her copy of Eclipse signed)!

Disclaimer: I've meet Stephanie and I sure am not her.

Bella's POV

OW, OW, OW, OW, OW! My head hurts so much! I can't believe my timing. Leave it to me to get hit on the head by a phone going 175 miles per hour! Carlisle says I'm lucky that I don't have a concussion or a broken skull.

"Yeah, lucky," I muttered. Carlisle of course heard me and had to stiffen a laugh.

I am going to have to get Emmett back for that but now isn't the time.

Fifteen minutes later, we (and by we I mean the rest of the Cullens) had calmed Edward, Jasper, and Emmett down and we had all sat down to listen to Emmett's story.

"…and then the vacuum salesman and I was so feed up, I threw the phone and that's when you guys came in."

As Emmett finished, Alice, Edward, Rosalie, and Jasper were laughing their heads off, Carlisle looked pensive, I was rubbing my head, and Esme kept looking at me with concern. Emmett started glaring at his giggling siblings. Then there was silence.

"So… what are we going to do?" I asked to break the silence.

"Well, let's start with the most difficult," Carlisle sighed, "the Red Cross."

"We could just blow it off." Alice offered.

"Unfortunately, I'm a doctor so I can't feel right about letting you do that."

At this point, Edward and I both realized that most of the Cullen's were giving me side long glances. I'm positive I paled noticeably.

"Uh-uh, no way!" I said waving my hands in front of my face," No, no, no! I won't do it! You'd have to drag me there."

Edward growled at Emmett.

"What?" I asked.

"He was thinking maybe he should have thrown another phone at your head and there is absolutely no chance of me letting him do that."

"Bella," Emmett whined," you're the only one who could go."

"He dose raise a point, someone will have to go," Jasper just had to say.

I frantically tried to think of someone I could talk into going for me. Finally, I struck gold.

"Ooh I like your plan, Bella," Alice said with a smile. Edward nodded with approval.

"Uhm excuse me, those of us who can't see the future or dig around in peoples heads would like to know what we are doing." This was said by the queen of bluntness, Rosalie.

I opened my mouth to explain, but the Queen of Wreaking other people's fun, Alice, got to it first.

"Bella's going to use a semi-elaborate plan to trick Mike Newton into going for her."

A round of smiles passed around the room as we passed on the details.

Okay. I'm really sorry it took so long and I know that nothing really happened but hey, it's something right? Right?!?! Sorry it's real short. I'll try to have the next chapter in the next couple of days. Hopefully it will be longer. Bye!!!

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