Captain Jack Harkness singing: "The Doctor And I"


The Doctor And I

Did that really just happen?

Have I actually understood?

This gold spark I've tried to suppress or hide

Is a mistake… that could help me meet the Doctor!

If I make good.

So I'll make good…

When I meet the Doctor

Once I prove I've flown

And then I meet the Doctor

The only friend I've ever known

And with all his Doctor-ish wisdom

By my skills he won't be blinded!

Do you think the Doctor is dumb?

Or like Slitheen, so small-minded?


He'll say to me, "I see who you truly are,

A captain on whom I can rely."

And that's how we'll begin,

The Doctor and I!

Once I'm with the Doctor

My whole life will change

Coz once you're with the Doctor

Aliens think you're strange

No Dalek will stand up to you

Green creatures will run away

And Cybermen will quiver

As they stare at you in dismay

And this gift or this curse that I have inside

Maybe at last I'll know why

When we are hand in hand

The Doctor and I!

One day he'll say to me, "Jack, my boy –

A boy who is so inferior

Shouldn't a boy who's mortal outside

Have a matching interior?

And since folks here to an absurd degree

Seem fixated on my legitimacy

Would it be all right by you

If I de-immortalize you?"

"And though of course, that's not important to me –

"All right, why not?" I'll reply

Oh, what a pair we'll be:

The Doctor and I

Yes, what a pair we'll be –

The Doctor and…


My future is unlimited

And I've just had a vision almost like a prophesy

I know

It sounds truly crazy

And true, the vision's hazy

But I swear someday there'll be

A celebration throughout Earth that's all to do

With me!

And I'll stand there with the Doctor

Feeling things I'd never felt!

And though I'd never show it

I'd be so happy I could melt!

And so it would be to the rest of the my life

And I'll want nothing else till I die! (like I can)

Held in such high esteem

When people see me they will scream

For half of th' TARDIS' favourite team

The Doctor…



That was my little… spoof of The Wizard and I from the musical Wicked – which I absolutely adore, but don't own. I don't own Doctor Who either, but to my intense pain. ;)

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