Captain Jack Harkness singing: "The Doctor And I"
The Doctor And I
Did that really just happen?
Have I actually understood?
This gold spark I've tried to suppress or hide
Is a mistake… that could help me meet the Doctor!
If I make good.
So I'll make good…
When I meet the Doctor
Once I prove I've flown
And then I meet the Doctor
The only friend I've ever known
And with all his Doctor-ish wisdom
By my skills he won't be blinded!
Do you think the Doctor is dumb?
Or like Slitheen, so small-minded?
He'll say to me, "I see who you truly are,
A captain on whom I can rely."
And that's how we'll begin,
The Doctor and I!
Once I'm with the Doctor
My whole life will change
Coz once you're with the Doctor
Aliens think you're strange
No Dalek will stand up to you
Green creatures will run away
And Cybermen will quiver
As they stare at you in dismay
And this gift or this curse that I have inside
Maybe at last I'll know why
When we are hand in hand
The Doctor and I!
One day he'll say to me, "Jack, my boy –
A boy who is so inferior
Shouldn't a boy who's mortal outside
Have a matching interior?
And since folks here to an absurd degree
Seem fixated on my legitimacy
Would it be all right by you
If I de-immortalize you?"
"And though of course, that's not important to me –
"All right, why not?" I'll reply
Oh, what a pair we'll be:
The Doctor and I
Yes, what a pair we'll be –
The Doctor and…
My future is unlimited
And I've just had a vision almost like a prophesy
It sounds truly crazy
And true, the vision's hazy
But I swear someday there'll be
A celebration throughout Earth that's all to do
And I'll stand there with the Doctor
Feeling things I'd never felt!
And though I'd never show it
I'd be so happy I could melt!
And so it would be to the rest of the my life
And I'll want nothing else till I die! (like I can)
Held in such high esteem
When people see me they will scream
For half of th' TARDIS' favourite team
That was my little… spoof of The Wizard and I from the musical Wicked – which I absolutely adore, but don't own. I don't own Doctor Who either, but to my intense pain. ;)
Cheers! Hope you liked this!