WHY ME?! WHY VIDEO GAMES?! XDDD

Standard Disclaimers Apply cause I just suck that way

Oh, and Spryo's cool, so you can't diss it!

Oh, this is my Dirty Pair fic...I shall make an uke pair one...sometime...XD

Perhaps I shan't do a Gravitation fic...T.T Cause PoT is more...ME


"Noooo!! I JUST DIED!!!"

"Gakuto, if you were dead you wouldn't be screaming," Oshitari said.

Mukahi rolled his eyes. "Not me, stupid! I meant that I died in a game! NOOO!!! DON'T DIE SPYRO!!"

"...Spyro?"

"YOU HAVEN'T HEARD OF THE LEGEND OF SPYRO?! WHAT KIND OF VIDEO GAME LOVER ARE YOU?!"

"I'm not a video game lover."

"Well that's cause you just suck that way!"

"..."

"And how can you not know Spyro!? HE'S OUR CHILD FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!"

"...What?"

"He's our child!"

"...Gakuto, it's a dragon."

"Which is obviously our child!"

"...How?"

"HE'S PURPLE! DUHH!!! DO YOU EVER LOOK IN THE MIRROR?!"

"...Gakuto, the color theory doesn't work that way."

"IT SO DOES TOO WORK THIS WAY!"

"...Gakuto, men can't have children."

"Who says?"

"..."

"I mean, can't they create some kind of weird technology or whatever? WE'RE TECHNOLOGISTS!!"

"Gakuto, I don't think 'technologists' is a word."

"Actually, it is."

"Oh."

"Anyways! Spyro's our kid and you're hurting his feelings!"

"Ok..."

"Oh, by the way, have you ever noticed that steam looks ALOT like a ghost?"

"No."

"Well it does! I always think there's a ghost coming out of my rice or something! It's FREAKY!"

"You have way too much time on your hands."

"I KNOW! I'LL MAKE A PURPLE KID! THEREFORE THAT'LL TOTALLY BE OUR CHILD!"

"And how are you going to do that?"

"Um...glue? Paper? Markers?"

"..."

"Maybe some origami paper..."

"..."

Yup. Obviously some people in Hyoutei were a bit...crazy.


XDD...

I have way too much time on my hands. NOO SCHOOL!!! DX

Oh, and the whole 'steam looks like a ghost' thing came from my special book of quotes. -nods-