Yes yes I know, I haven't updated in FOREVER! But here it is, chapter 3. Have fun!

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

Claimer: I do own Maya, Atsumi, Tsukiko, and their parents. I also own the random squished girl who you will meet later XD

Maya and Atsumi were drifting around the town, looking for a safe place to loiter without having to worry about being attacked by more Fan Club recruiting fan girls.

"So, what was your idea?" Maya asked.

"That depends, do you want to help me or not." Atsumi replied.

"Will I get hurt?"

"Physically or emotionally?"



"Then I'm not helping."

"Then I'm not telling you."

"Fine." Maya huffed.

She crossed her arms to show that she was annoyed, but Atsumi just continued to smirk evilly as she thought out the different depths to her master plan.

Tsukiko slowly and quietly walked up behind them.

"AH!" She yelled, causing her sisters to jump twice in surprise. Once for her screaming in their ears, the second for what she had done to her hair.

"Tsukiko! What the hell did you do to your hair you freak?!" Maya yelled.

"Hmm. I like it." Atsumi said.

"Thanks Atsumi." Tsukiko said.

"Mom's going to kill you!!" Maya said.

"Then she shouldn't have let me dye my hair." Tsukiko replied simply.

"Hey Sakura!" Naruto said to his crush.

"Oh, hi Naruto." Sakura said, obvious annoyance in her voice.

"So, do you want to go out for ramen with-"" Unfortunately, as always, he was cut off by the sudden presence of Sasuke Uchiha.

"Sasuke-kun!" Sakura squealed gleefully as she ran over to her imaginary soul mate and latched herself in a death grip to his arm. Naruto was forced to watch as his forever lover cut off the circulation to Sasuke's arm. A large box of hatred for Sasuke welled up inside him and he glared at the dark haired boy.

Sasuke scoffed and looked at the ground. Ino happened to be walking by, specifically looking for Sasuke, and saw the sight.

'How dare that pink haired witch try and steal my man!' Ino yelled inside her head, 'I'll show her!'

Ino ran up and almost knocked Sasuke onto his face as she laced her arms around the front of his neck.

"Hey lover-boy." She said as she winked at Sasuke. "Sakura, you are so pathetic, you should just leave, since all you're doing is embarrassing yourself."

"Sure I am Ino pig, sure I am" Sakura said as she rested her head on Sasuke's shoulder.

"Get off of me." Sasuke said monotonously.

Loud squeals could be heard off in the distance. Naruto turned around.

"What was that?" He asked.

The squealing noises got even louder. Over the horizon came a giant mob of girls.

"There he is!" one of them yelled.

"It's Sasuke-kun!" Another one yelled.

The mob ran at high speeds towards Sasuke. Naruto had to dive out of the way to avoid being trampled.

"Sakura, look out!" He yelled.

'No way am I letting these freaks take my Sasuke-kun without a serious fight!' She thought to herself.

"Oh…sugar cookies" Sasuke said right before he was glomped, knocked to the ground, and buried under a giant blob of fan girls.

Atsumi, Maya, and Tsukiko arrived home to have a quick and free lunch.

"Mom, Tsukiko dyed her hair!" Maya yelled, hoping to get her sister in trouble.

"What colors did you get?" There mom asked as she walked into the kitchen.

"Oh, it looks so pretty!" Their mom cooed, "Oh, wait, I mean, it looks real 'hip' Tsukiko."

Tsukiko shook her head at her mom's pathetic attempt to be cool and walked into the bathroom to style her hair.

"Honey, what have I told you about not talking cool. You're not good at it." Their father yelled as he was watching a snow village bobsledding tournament on TV.

Back in the bathroom, Tsukiko picked up her bottle of hair gel and examined herself in the mirror. The front half of her hair was black, and the back was short and dark green. She gelled the green parts into randomly angled spikes and put gel in the front so that it would stay in place covering her left eye. Then she picked up a bottle of hair spray, which was lethal in her hands. When she was certain that her hair would either stay in place or she would die from over inhalation of hair spray fumes, she walked back into the kitchen.

"Tsukiko, you look like a freak." Maya said, running her fingers through her brown hair, "Your hair is supposed to look natural. Natural beauty is true beauty after all."

"And you sound like a hippie." Tsukiko said.

Atsumi had been ignoring her sisters and was taking out some ramen cups for them to eat before she set her plan into motion.

"SAKURA! NOOOOOO!!!!" Naruto yelled as he dive bombed the large squealing mass of fan girls. He politely pushed them out of the way as forced himself deeper into the mob.

"Where the heck did you all come from?! There's no way you're all from the leaf village is there?" He asked, not actually thinking any of them were listening.

But someone was.

"No, we aren't all from around here." Said a small girl who was squished on the ground.

Naruto's eyes widened when he realized that two other, fairly…large, girls were standing on top of her.

"Hey, get off of her!" He tried to tell them.

"Oh, don't worry about me, I'm fine. This is what happens when you mix someone with no balance or coordination with a face moving mob." The girl said, smiling warmly up at him. "Anyway, I'm from the Land of Tea, to answer your question."

"Oh," Naruto replied, looking dumbfounded, "Are you sure you don't need help?" he asked again.

"No thanks, I can deal with this myself, go and find that Sakura chick. If she's deeper in, she's probably going to suffocate, so I'd get a move on if I were you." The girl said.

Naruto made a little gasping sound before nodding and continuing his rescue. He ended up having to climb over one girl, crawl under another (who was luckily wearing pants and not a skirt if you know what I mean), and squeeze in between at least six before he finally found Sasuke, or what he thought was Sasuke. It was hard to tell since all he could see was an exposed foot, thrashing wildly for escape.

"Sakura, are you in there!" Naruto called.

A muffling came from somewhere to the right of Sasuke's foot.

"Don't worry, I'll save you!" He said heroically.

He put his hands together to his signature had sign.

"Shadow Clone Jutsu!"

Three more Narutos appeared out of smoke, making four all together.

"All right men, you know what to do." Naruto told them.

The clones saluted before getting to work unburying Sakura. After about three minutes, Sakura was uncovered, about to fall unconscious from lack of air. Naruto lifted her up, jumped out of the mob, and placed her gently on the ground.

"Sakura, Sakura wake up, you're free." Naruto said smiling. He shook her shoulder to try and rouse her from her sleep, but to no avail.

Wheee! Chapter Threee!

I will probably write chapter four soon, but BE PATIENT coughMisu Ningyocough

Haha! Just kidding...sort of.