A/N: I love Seinfeld so I had to make a fanfiction where Jerry dies a horrible death :) xD xD XD :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
Jerry and George were at the apartment.
"What's the deal with air. I mean you breathe it all the time." Jerry said in a gay accent.
"Go fuck yourself Jerry." George said. The laff track played.
"Save it for later George. I feel like some milkshakes, so I'm gonna make some." Jerry said.
"Fuck you Jerry. I'm going to try to make my penis bigger." George said as he left.
"Why is it small in the first place?"
"I WAS IN THE MOTHERFUCKING POOL!!!" George screamed. He ran off crying.
"Now for the milkshakes." Jerry said as he went into the kitchen.
He heard the door open behind him.
"It must be fucking Kramer, my good friend." Jerry said. He walked over to the counter and turned the blender on.
Then a figure behind him stuffed Jerry's hand in the blender. It hurt him. Blood spewed everywhere.
"Ow.." Jerry said.He groveled in pain on the ground. He saw that a inspector was standing near him.
"AHAHAHHA!" Evil Inspector Andy said..
"Who are you? What're you doing here?" Jerry asked, mildly scared.
"What the fuck do you know my inner rage and pain and suffering, wanker?"
"I asked you first." Jerry added.
"You dumbass observational humor motherfucker." Andy said as he took out a switchblade and threw it at Jerry. It missed.
"Heh Heh, you missed." Jerry said. "Did George teach you how to use that switchblade? He has a small penis you know."
"FUCK YOU!!! YOU WASTE OF LIFE!!! I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Andy said. He took a chainsaw out and sawed off Jerry's left arm.
"Oh God." Jerry said as he looked at his lacerated arm. Andy started to chuckle.
"DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE!!!!" Andy said as he shot Jerry in the head a lot of times.
"Any last words Jerry?"
"Yeah, what's the deal with dying. I can't do it and you're doing a shitty job of killing me." Jerry said,
"YOU FUCKING COCK SUCKING FAGGOT!!!!!!!!" Andy said. He took a broadsword and chopped Jerry Into Pieces. Elaine walked in.
"Where's Jerry? she asked Andy.
"Your looking at his remains."
Elaine looked at the ground and saw pieces of Jerry everywhere not to mention his decapitated head.
"You bastard." she said.
"Thank you. Andy said as went out the door. He shot Kramer in the face on his way there.
The next day a small funeral was held for Kramer and Jerry. Everyone was there except for Jerry who buried and Kramer who was also buried. Newman took the stand to say some words about Jerry and Kramer.
"SO WHAT IF I"M FAT AND WEAR GLASSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING DEAL WITH IT BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M RICH AND YOU'RE NOT FUCKER!!!!!!' HE SAID. Everyone clapped.