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A/N: Go Fuck yourself and DIE!!! ;) G;) H) :) XDDXDXDDXDDXXDXDDXDDXDXD!!!

Sly Cooper was bored. Murry was being gay and retarded, like scott.

"I wonder what it would be like to be retarded." sly said.

"YOU ALREADY ARE!!!!!" Bently said.

"HOHOHOHOHoHOHOHOHOHOH!!!!" Murry said.

"HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEHHEE!!!" Bently said.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!" SLy said and his world changed forever...

Across the globe, a gay retard was getting beat up.

"...Fucking amazing. You guys need to stop hanging around my fucking profile. Go outside, dammit! Get laid by life!" Scott said as he got beat up.

"You are outside, retard." A cool kid named Whorace said.

"I think you are beating me up. Which I wouldn't be surprised if this was the case. You're a big fat attention-whore, and a pitiful network of one. Home, piggy. Go home."

"HAHAHAHAHAHhahahahah...retard." Whorace said.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!" Scott said...and his world changed forever.

sLy AnD sCoTt'S SoUlS sWiTcHeD!!!!!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?! ;)

"Holy SHit! I have became a retard!!?!?!?!" Sly said. His muscle mass was 0 from his old body. (A/N: HEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEH!!!)

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"Sly? We called you a retard?" Betnly said.

"NOOOOOOO!! WAIT...YEASSS... I AM COOL AND STRONG AND A RACCON!!! FUCKING YES!! I AM FINALLY A FURRY!!!" Scott said.

"HAHAHAHHAHA!! SCOT IS A RETARD WHO IS ALSO GAY!!!!"

"Fuck you!! I need to steal things."

AHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA" Bently said...

"And the biggest source of negative inspiration is... YOU GUYS!!!"

"HAHAHA...HA!!!HAHHAHAHAHHAA" Murry said, and, why, did, he, huh?

"Ick.Just like Slipknot has their gaydar masks and janitor suits.Yeeeeehaw! If you ask me, I think those pissy bullies are behind all this. Goddamned shitkickers, and their impenetrable facade..."

"YOU ARE A RETARD!!!AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

"Sounds like some gay shit, but he speaks the truth. "

"WHAT?? YOU JUST ADMITTED YOU ARE A RETARD!!! AHAHAHHAHA!!!"

Sly was having problems of his own.

He was getting beat up.

THIS SUCKS thought sly. he kicked the bully, and it did damage because sly is a good thief.

"MY INSIDES!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!" Whorace said as he exploded.

"NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!! WHY AM I STUCK IN SUCH A GAY NERD's body!!1

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