I got this idea from the amazing people who write hilarious lists. Examples: the indifferent child of earth & WhereStarsComeFrom. You all rock and roll!
21 ways to aggravate Edward Cullen
By Isabella Swan
Tell him that his shirt is wrinkled
Bang on the keys of his piano
Encourage Emmett's insanity
Try to surprise him in any way
Drive 20 miles an hour
Drive his car 20 miles an hour
Teach Emmett a new and particularly amusing-to you anyway- song
Refuse to do things his way
Be immune to his power
Put him in a situation where he is obligated to eat chicken…
Or any other food
Ask a stupid question
Play bubble gum pop in his car at volume 36 (Emmett was in BIG trouble)
Tell him that mountain lions have gone extinct
Tell him that Mike Newton has decided to propose
Ask him the same question 7 times ( 7 is the magic number)
Pretend to be oblivious to the fact that he is a vampire then suddenly burst out screaming in terror. (another Emmett.)
(This one only works for me) Get this lost look on your face and pretend to be deep in thought and then tell him you weren't thinking anything.
Smell like a werewolf.
Okay, I know! Not very funny, but I was bored. Hope you liked it and I'm open to suggestions.