Thank you to all of my reviewers! You just make me smile! I love the suggestions (a lot) so here you are:
21 new and improved ways to aggravate Edward!
By Bella and Emmett
Tell him that his shirt is wrinkled and that his clothes don't match
Paint the keys on his piano temporarily purple
Paint the keys on his piano permanently purple
Tell him that Bella has decided to become a werewolf (Not sure how, but she'll figure something out.)
Tell him that Mike and Bella are going on a date
Let Emmett anywhere near Edward's room…
Or girlfriend with a can of ORANGE silly string
Use his toothbrush-the one he rarely uses- to clean the kitchen floor
Go to far while kissing…
Or anything else for that matter
Pretend to have super powers and make a towel cape…
And sing the monkey wrapped his tail around a flagpole…
In only said towel cape. (That would be Emmett… If I did that… well lets just leave it at that.)
Mention anything that has to do with Bella becoming a vampire
Saying Bella's name in the same sentence as Vampire or Change
Say anything at all about Jacob Black
Make Bella faint…
And then laugh
Switch his Debussy CD out with Weird Al
Suddenly they hear a phone ringing…
"I think we forgot something…"
Hide his cell phone in Rosalie's underwear drawer…
And then call it.
"Emmett!" Bella exclaimed.
Edward comes charging in the door and Emmett is out the window in seconds.
"Sick twisted freak!" Edward calls out the window.