I'M ALIVE!

I'm sorry for not getting this out a month or two ago.

School was getting in the way and I had a semi writers block for a while. I couldn't write anything ever since school started.

And the fact that I've been a lazy bum.

My friend/beta reader said Kirihara was out of character. So please ignore Kiri's OCCness. And anyone's else's OCCness.

Disclaimer: I don't own PoT, or there would really be evil talking pumpkins. XP

Now let's just imagine everyone in chibi form.

Warning for some swearing, randomness, overuse of caps, and evil talking things.


So Niou stomped off into the city.

The city was going up in smoke. People were running around screaming.

"PANIC! EVIL TALKING BUSHES ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD! SCREAM WHILE WAVING YOUR ARMS IN THE AIR AND RUN AROUND LIKE MAD!" Some strange reporter announced on TV.

Everyone in their homes started to spazz out, whiling run around, knocking down stuff and causing them to break. Like the TV set that just blew up and the couch that got turned over and all the broken pieces of glass all over the place. Oh dear. I just hope I'm not paying for all that.

Marui looked at Kirihara.

"I guess we scared him off." He shrugged and poked Kirihara with his stick.

"Hey, ouch!" Kirihara whimpered and rubbed his head.

"Shouldn't we go back now before Sanada-senpai gets mad at us?" Asked Kirihara.

"No."

Back in the clubroom Sanada sneezed twice.


Niou muttered crossly under his breath as he stomped around into the city.

That's when he bumped into a pole and fell backwards.

He got up from the ground and started swearing at the pole while poking it. Ignoring the chaos that was happening all around him.

While he was doing that Kirihara and Marui were thinking up yet another idiotic plan.

Kirihara and Marui were sitting in a bush with their heads put together.

Marui starting started shouting out random stuff while Kirihara nodded his head viciously.

"And then we'll…" Marui rambled on.

"Uh hm" Kirihara nodded slowly.

"THIS TIME OUR PLAN WILL WORK FOR SURE!!" Marui rubbed his hands together with an evil grin on his face.


Niou glared at the pole.

And he glared at it some more.

"…"

"Wait…"

"Why the hell am I glaring at pole?"

"…"

"ATTACK!!!" Came the war cry.

"WHAT THE FRICKIN' HELL ARE YOU DOING?! Niou exclaimed as he got tackled onto the sidewalk.

"WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE PUMPKIN?! PREPARE TO MEET YOUR DOOOM!"

The so called tensai laughed, while Kirihara poked his head out from the bush.

"WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR AKAYA? FOLLOW THE PLAN!"

"But, this wasn't in the plan."

"…"

"Well…um…Now it is!"

Kirihara blinked.

Seeing that both of them were distracted, Niou kicked Marui off of him and ran away.

"THE PUMPKIN IS GETTING AWAY! AFTER IT!" Marui pointed at the dust cloud that Niou had made and looked at Kirihara.

"…"

Kirihara stared blankly at him.

"COME ON!" He grabbed him and ran off leaving a dust cloud behind him.

Niou thought some very interesting swear words as he looked back and saw Marui, who was still dragging Kirihara behind him, catch up.

He started to sped up and laughed when he gained a big lead.

"HAHA SUCKERS!"

Unfortunately Niou tripped over a rock on the ground and started to fall when Marui grabbed him.

"I'VE GOT HIM AKAYA!" He shouted and pulled on the back of the pumpkin costume.

Niou struggled and tried to pull away.

There was a ripping sound as the pumpkin costume tore apart and Marui fell back.

He looked at the material in his hands.

He looked at Niou.

He looked at his hands again.

And back up at Niou.

"…"

"MARUI!"

End


It sucks, I know. I spent like 20 minutes finishing this.

This is probably the last you'll see from me for a while.

I only got this out to get rid of my guilt for not posting this up earlier.

Please review!

BLA