Summary: 2007 Movie-Verse: A conversation between a commander and his second as they adjust to their new home. Jazz is alive and well for some mysterious reason and Optimus is in a rare testy mood. Combined with a rather unusual, unwanted, unsaid situation…well…even leaders have their moments…

AN: Please excuse the OOCness. I had to get it out of my head...


"Big O, this sucks…"

"I'm not disagreeing with you, Jazz."

"This really, really sucks…"

"I know, Jazz."

"…did I tell you how much I think this sucks? Cause if I did, I don't think I managed to get my point across…"



Yelp. "OW!! What in the slaggin' pit was that for, Optimus?!"

"…my attempt at silencing you seems to have failed. Should I try again?"

"No need, no need! Jeez, what crawled down your smoke stacks?"

"…a certain silver mech who does not know the meaning of the word 'silence'."

"…if you wanted me to shut up why didn't you just say so?"

"Fine, then."


"Shut. Up."


"…that was uncalled for! Frag, that hurt!!"

"The humans have a saying: 'Third time's the charm.' Should we find out if it has merit?"

"No, no. I'm cool, I'm cool." Mutter. "Son of a glitch…"

"What was that?"


"I thought so."




"…the humans were right."


'Transformers' doesn't belong to anyone besides those who do. In other words, this humble spontaneous writer doesn't own anything besides the conversation and a crappy monitor…oh the unfairness of it all…