-1CHAPTER 1, the first try.

'Sori-Dannaaaaa…..want you…un…'

Sasori looked over at his partner and took in his naked form sprawled on the bed nearby.

'anything for you, Deidara-kun.' the red-head slowly removed his shirt causing the blonde to moan in protest.

'faster, dannaaaaa….un…' Deidara groaned.

Sasori finished removed his clothes and settled in between Deidara's legs, his hands resting on the sheets above the blonde's shoulders. Slowly he lowered himself until he was lying completely on top of the blonde. He put several of his fingers to the blondes lips, 'Suck.' Sasori ordered.

The blonde complied, greedily sucking and nibbling on the digits. Sasori couldn't feel it of course, he was merely a puppet, after all, but the look of complete lust and half lidded eyes on the one below him helped his imagination. Eventually and reluctantly he removed his fingers from Deidara's mouth and pushed teasingly at his entrance-

SASORI?!?! WHAT THE FCK!?!?

The red head awoke with a start as Deidara poured a glass of water directly on his groin. 'what the hell were you dreaming of, un?!? The blonde asked with a shocked look on his face.

'uhm…uh….t-turning people into puppets?' Sasori provided weakly.

'like hell, un! If that's what it is, than whats up with your little friend there, danna?' Sasori's eyes flew to his groin to notice that the cold water had done nothing for his 'little friend'.

Sasori's face turned the color of his hair and he stuttered out another round of uhm's and er's. 'come on brain, think!'

Unable to come up with a good enough excuse, he looked sheepishly up at Deidara. Only then did he notice that the blonde was fresh from the shower, still wearing nothing but loose blue pajama pants. Sasori began to watch the progress of a drop of water as it rolled down his neck and to his chest.

'danna? are you all right, un?' Deidara asked, becoming slightly worried at the slightly deranged look on the red head's face, 'dann-MMF!' Dei's question was cut off as Sasori's mouth was suddenly pressed up against his.

Sasori felt Deidara tense slightly and then slowly relax into the kiss and wrap his arms around Sasori's neck. Deidara moaned and pulled himself closer to the puppeteer as he (Sasori) sucked on Dei's tongue. Sasori smirked (cause he's a poo that doesn't smile) and ran his hands up and down the bomber's chest before placing his hands on the waistband of Deidara's pants and breaking their kiss.

'do you…want to?' he asked.

'yes…un…' the blonde panted, sucking in the much needed oxygen. Sasori slipped his hands under Deidara's pants and stroked the base of his member. He lowered them both carefully to the ground and pulled off his and Deidara's pants. Deidara gasped when the cool air of the room hit his erection, and then again when Sasori's mouth engulfed his nipple, toying with the sensitive skin.

'unnnn…..dannnnaaaaa…' the blonde moaned as the red head moved over his chest and stomach. He licked up the length of Deidara's member setting the blonde trembling. Sasori was circling Deidara's head with his tongue just as the door was slid open.

'yo, Sasori, Deidara, we have a group mission next-WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING?!?!?!??!' Sasori looked up from his position in Deidara's lap to see Itachi and Kisame blushing in the doorway. He released Deidara from his mouth so he could talk.

'you were saying something about a group mission, Kisame?' he had his typical emotionless voice again and wasn't even blushing.

'er…next Friday, um, us and you two are, uh, going on a mission to…uh, Itachi? Little help here?' Kisame turned to his partner who was trying and failing miserably to hide a nosebleed that could have drowned lesser fan-boys/girls. 'er…I see your busy…. So, were going to K-konoha to get a scroll for leader-san…um, that's it.' Kisame turned and pulled Itachi by the sleeve back to where ever they had been before, and closed the door.

Sasori got up and locked it, then went back to his blonde who was panting on the floor where he'd been left, waiting for the puppeteer to come back and finish the job. Sasori smirked,' now. Where were we?'