Rating: It's okay.
Disclaimer: I own nothing. (sobs)
Summary: Mulder is claiming what's his.
A/N: (shrugs) I wrote this like, a long time ago. But I always thought it was too short to publish. LOL. I don't care anymore. I thought this was too cute to keep to myself. (sticks tongue out) Enjoy! Sorry for grammar mistakes!
"I can't believe you ate my taco," he pouted. Scully threw up her arms in defeat and groaned.
"I said I was sorry! I'll buy you another one before we go home!"
"But I won't be hungry for a taco then. I was hungry for one at lunch. But guess who ate it?"
"It's not like it had your name on it or anything!" He stared at her. "Maybe you should just start to label things around your office! That way, I know not to touch 'Mulder's almighty stapler'," she said with sarcasm. He jumped up from his desk and smirked.
"That's not a bad idea. Thanks." He grabbed a pack of sticky notes from his desk and looked for a marker. He walked around his office for a second before he ran to his computer and slapped a sticky note that had "Mulder's" written on it.
Thirty minutes later, he was down to one sticky note. Scully stood up and began to take them all off, shaking her head in disappointment. He had sticky notes on: his computer, his file cabinet, on the back of the chair she was sitting in, his phone, his 'I Want To Believe' poster, his pencil sharpener, a pack of pencils, and pretty much everything else that he never used.
"Are you done wasting the sticky notes you'll probably need tomorrow," she asked with a grin. He playfully walked up to her with the last one in his hand and shook his head.
"I still have one more thing to label as mine. But I can't find anything."
"I have an idea."
"Oh really," he said, while slowly making his way around her. She nodded and began to speak up.
"Why don't you stick it on your as-" She stopped in mid-sentence when she felt him slap her butt. She quickly turned around to find him silently laughing to himself. "I wasn't aware that my ass was property of one Fox Mulder." She reached behind her and pulled the sticky note off of her skirt. She held it up in front of his face. He snatched it from her hands and placed it on her forehead. "Much better. Thank you." With her eyes partly covered, he leaned down and gently kissed her lips.
A/N: LOL! Yep. There it is. I love sticky notes. They're fun to waste. Haha. Tell me what ya think, please!!! XD