This took awhile... I know, and I'm sorry. Here is the next installment in Alice..

Edward's point of View.

I was sitting with Bella, on a white love seat. It was snowing outside, and she was under a red blanket with me. I would occasionally allow my fingers to walk over the exposed skin at her waist.

"Edward!" Bella groaned my name.

I put my face right under her ear, nestled in her warm, fragrant neck. "Yes?" I breathed. Bella shuddered.

Bella turned around and pinned me with her "teddy bear" glare, as Emmett calls it. "Your such a tease." She breathed.

I brushed my lips against hers. "Thats what you love about me." I murmured.

Bella crawled into my lap. "Maybe..." Bella's fingers walked down my chest. "but I have a feeling that saving my life is... somehow larger."

I smirked at her. "Jasper is frustrated."

"You bet I am!" Jasper yelled from upstairs. "And Alice isn't here!" He growled. I could picture him stomping around for the rest of the afternoon because of us.

"Let her shop!" Bella yelled back.

Jasper groaned and appeared downstairs. I glared at Emmett over Jasper's shoulder. "Edward needs Viagra!" Emmett bellowed.

I sat there, pinning Jasper and Emmett with a hard stare. "Remember!" Jasper replied cutely. "the perfect moment can be ruined if you aren't ready..."

Bella was holding back a laugh, but Emmett was making it hard. Emmett was on the floor, laughing very hard. "Its okay." Bella gulped back her laugh and- Hiccup.

Hiccup. Hiccup.

"Bella?" I choked back a laugh.

"Hiccup- Edward- Hiccup- I got the hiccups!" She rushed out in about four seconds.

I looked at her, waiting for the next hiccup.

Hiccup. Hiccup. Hiccup. Hiccup.

Emmett covered his ears. "Make the madness stop!" He growled. "WAIT!" He suddenly appeared at Bella's side. "I have an idea." He walked away, blocking his thoughts.

Suddenly, the lights went out. I heard a maniacal cackle, and Bella clutched my to my chest harder. "Its okay..." I murmured stroking her hair. "Emmett McCarthy Cullen!" I bellowed into the darkness. No answer, but a maniacal chuckle.

"Holy crow!" Bella jumped off of my lap, and shrieked. "Emmett!"

He turned on the lights. "How are the-?"

Hiccup. Hiccup.

"Damn!" Emmett stomped his foot. There was now a hole in the floor.

"Esme!" Jasper called. I could read it in his mind, he was daring Emmett. Attempting to emotionally strain him before they fought tonight.

"Yes- Oh..." She trailed off staring at the floor, but when she looked up... I shuddered. "Emmett. McCarthy. Cullen." She whispered deadly calm.

Emmett pointed over his shoulder. "I'm gonna... run." He took off.

Jasper laughed. Then his head jerked toward the door. "Alice." The feeling of love washed over us immediately. Rosalie appeared and made fake retching noises.

'Yuck." Rosalie looked at Bella, and smiled a true genuine smile. "Hey." Her voice was very unsure.

"Hello Rosalie." Bella was delighted that Rosalie had finally excepted her.

Hiccup. Hiccup.

"Jazzy!" Alice threw herself at Jasper.

"Whoa..." Rosalie met my eyes, and smirked. "We don't want a floor show..." She shuddered.

Hiccup. Hiccup.

Alice looked at Bella. "Whats wrong with you?" Her topaz eyes were large, and very serious.

I hugged Bella. "Nothing..." Oh. Her shirt.

No, not like its ripped... Its just low... Hello...

"Edward!" Carlisle was snapping his fingers an inch from my face.

I shook my head, attempting to dispel my dirty thoughts. "Yah... Yes?" I asked slowly.

Jasper raised his hand. "Yes Jasper?" Carlisle called on him.

Jasper smirked. "Bella?" She nodded. "Edward likes your shirt..." He trailed off suggestively, moving his eyebrows up and down.

"I do not!" I muttered.

"Don't deny it. I saw where your eyes were..."

The sound was like boulders crashing. "Emmett!" Rosalie put her head in her hands. "Why me? Dear God. What did I do wrong?" She muttered to herself.

He was doing James Bond rolls around the outside of the living room, leaving dents in the floor. Then I realized. "Bella!" I hugged her to me. "Your hiccups! There gone!" I kissed her cheeks, earning a blush.

Esme was advancing on Emmett. I don't think even Jasper could have helped his at this point. "You. Better. Move." She growled.
I settled back into the couch and watched the day unfold with Bella.

"Your family is so much fun." Bella kissed my cheek, and settled herself back into the shape of my chest.

I cocked my eyebrows. Right. Crazy, revenge seeking vampires, that got their kicks by yelling things about stimulants. Right...

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