Author's Note: This is my first Naruto fanfiction parody, so don't be a half ass and say it's lame!

Disclaimer: I don't own the song or show.

Parody of "Go D.J." by Lil Wayne

Naruto's New Rap Song: "Go NINJA"

It was a fine day in Konoha. Naruto was running over to Sasuke's house with a cd in his hand. He got to Sasuke's house and yelled out, "Sasuke?! Are you here?"
"I'm right next next to you, ass." Sasuke was on his couch relaxing. "Oh man. You wont believe what I did with Shikamaru last night at that studio." Naruto said in excitement. He turned on Sasuke's stereo and DVD/CD player and inserted the disc.
As soon as Sasuke heard it, he asked "Isn't this the song, 'Go D.J.' by Lil Wayne?"
"I added a little twist to it." Naruto said, grinning with glee.

[Shikamaru Nara talking
Yea, yea, yea Grown up kunoichi, in between, ranked missions
Right about now its yo boy, ya heard, back again DJ Nara
Fre Fresh Err Fresh Fre Fresh Err Fresh Fre Fresh Err Fresh
Fre Fresh Err Fresh

Go NINJA, that's my NINJA
Go NINJA, that's my NINJA
Go NINJA, that's my NINJA
Go NINJA, yea
With Naruto, step up to the mic dude do watcha do

[Naruto Uzumaki talking
Ladies and gentlemen, what you have here is brought to you
Courtesy of the young man Uzumaki and the great man Nara
So what I want yall out there to do for me is say this

Say go NINJA, cuz that's my NINJA
Say go NINJA, cuz that's my NINJA
Say go NINJA, cuz that's my NINJA
Say go NINJA, cuz that's my cuz that's my

Heard of one on one, the hottest ninja under the sun
I come from under the kunai, bustin a kunai
Or come from under your garments, yo chest and your arm hit
Bam, one to the head now you know he's dead
Now you know I play it, like a pro in the game
Naw better a Hokage a hall of fame
I got that medicine, I'm better than all the names
Ay its Konoha City man a lawless game
Put some chakra on this track, Fresh for all these flames
Wear a headband when you bang it man and guard yo brain
Cuz the flow is spasmatic what they call insane (manic laughter)
That aint even a homeboy's aim I get dough boy
And you already know that pimpin
21 how I'm livin come on show that Bentley
Stun like a pause so you know that's in me
Jiraiya's my mentor so don't go there with me

[Repeat X2
Look on your telescope
Try and see me, I dare you
Let's go

I move through trees like the Coupe thru traffic
Rush hour like a GT but some branches are absent
Your girl's present as the wind keeps blastin
And she keep askin how it cut if its plastic
I tell her you see if ya boy run up, she said back and cut the City back
up, uh huh fa sho
If they stopped they oughta step their authority up
Before they step to a ninja's heir, I got ninja gear
You dudes never harmin here, 1-2 punch and my opponent is done, I'm done talking
And I aint just begun, I been runnin this city like Diddy ya chump
I fly by ya in a foreign whip, on the throttle wit a model bony bh
Paraphony tips, she's flat chested but beautiful down to her behind
Well here we go so hold on to mine, uh lets go

[Naruto talking
Hold on let me hit that
So go, so go
This is, this is, this is
This is, this is, This is Konoha City!

[Hook X1

Sasuke, put those cowards in the trash can
Leave em outside of your door cause I'm your trash man
I'm steady lightin another hash and ridin in my jag
You will need a gas mask man
You dumb snakes better stop hidin in the grass
Sooner or later I'll cut it and knock the blades in yo pants
You homo ninjas getting fked in the ass
While the real ninja here is getting paid in advance
I'm busy on my tizzy I'ma bonafide hustler
Play me or play wit me then I'm goin to kill your mother
Ninjas wanna eat cuz they don't have time man
But ninjas wanna leave when you say you out of ramen
So I'ma walk into this ramen bar alone, walking out
Leavin behind just residue and bones
In your residence with kunais to your dome
Like where the fk you holdin the dough, i'll slit your throat

This, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, This is Konoha City

[Hook X1
I'm the next Hokage, believe it!(echo)
Go DJ, DJ,
Song Ends

After the song was over, Sasuke stood with his jaw to the floor in amazement. He opened the disc tray and held up the cd for a few seconds.

"What? What is it Sasuke?" Naruto asked. Sasuke stopped long enough to ask, "How much for the CD?!"

The End