My darlings, it is here.
I will not bore you with the statistics of how many liters of blood and gallons of sweat and buckets of tears went into it, because—let's face it—math is lame, but it is here.
It is entitledEnigmaticness Abounds, and it encompasses an explosion, a fire, a highly-intoxicated Harry J. Potter, two different and uniquely chaotic Meet-the-Parents episodes, a few shameless make-out scenes, a lot of returning OCs, a couple new ones, and a whole lot more.
And a crapload of semicolons. I promise. Scout's honor.